Two emotional support dogs have joined the force at the NYPD. Their mission is to help officers recover from trauma. Piper and Jenny are trained to hop into a distressed person’s lap and to kiss on cue.

Sounds a lot like Cuomo.

Read more at NY Post.

Introducing the newest members of the EAU! Meet NYPD Therapy K9s "Jenny" and "Piper" who will be deployed with EAU Peer Counselors to provide support & comfort to members of the NYPD who are experiencing personal/professional stress. @NYPDdcer @NYPDnews @pbborganization pic.twitter.com/Vn7nYetW2m

— NYPD EAU (@nypdeau_1085) August 4, 2021

Governor Murphy has spent the pandemic referring to people doing stupid things as “knuckleheads.” Tuesday he called out anti vaccine protesters for being the ultimate knuckleheads.

The term knucklehead is the least jersey thing anyone has ever been called.

Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ) yells at anti-vax protesters:

“You’ve lost your minds, you are the ultimate knuckleheads … people are losing their life … look in the mirror.” pic.twitter.com/eg17NNVfm9

— The Recount (@therecount) August 4, 2021

Now that the Washington NFL team got rid of their racist team name, they’ve moved on to deal with fans who are still hanging on to the Redskins legacy. Face painting and headresses are banned from the stadium.

Man, Washington is like an ex smoker. They quit, and can’t wait to judge everyone else.

Read more at TMZ.

A reporter asked new Jets coach Robert Saleh what his philosophy was on giving players penalty laps and push ups and he responded “These players are grown men”. You look like an asshole right now, Joe Judge.

Watch the press conference on Twitter.

How does Robert Saleh feel about disciplining players with laps or push ups? He's not a big fan:

"For me, it's more about creating accountability with self rather than forcing accountability. These players are grown men" pic.twitter.com/AvLYnRbNEr

— Jets Videos (@snyjets) August 4, 2021

The rumor mill is churning that Deshaun Watson will be heading to Philly to play for the Eagles. If they could turn Vick around, Watson shouldn’t be a problem at all.

Read more at Daily Caller.

Simone Biles And Taylor Swift had a beautiful exchange and everyone’s all emotional about it.

This is great, now can we see you guys kiss?

Read more at Huffpo.

Her voice has been as significant as her talents.

Her honesty as beautiful as the perfection that has long been her signature.@taylorswift13 gets us ready to watch @simone_biles on the beam.

Tonight. 8 p.m. ET. NBC and https://t.co/FmEtvutDRA. pic.twitter.com/80OMD6hI9X

— #TokyoOlympics (@NBCOlympics) August 3, 2021

I’m crying 🥺🤍 how special. I love you @taylorswift13 https://t.co/px9RXtKHNI

— Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) August 3, 2021

A new poll showed that 23% of Jeopardy fans wanted Ken Jennings to be their new permanent host, but Deadline reports that it will be Jeopardy EP Mike Richards taking the podium. Richards was the second most popular choice, grabbing 14% of votes in the poll.

And once again Brett Favre is a loser.

Read more at Deadline.

Coco Austin has taken heat for breastfeeding her daughter who is 5, and now her husband, Ice T, weighed in on the debate. He tweeted that of course their daughter eats actual food, but she also likes to suck mom’s boob every now and then. And he added, “Me Too!”

Well that’s a first. Who puts milk in ice tea?

News Flash! We feed Chanel FOOD… She just likes to suck moms boob every now and then… Me Too!!! pic.twitter.com/TWdHu9ApnE

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 4, 2021

Some dude named Chris went viral on TikTok for making up a song about Seth Rogen being kidnapped by a shady ceramicist. Good news, he has not been kidnapped.

But we always knew Seths’ been involved with shady potters.

@chriscanbefunny

Has anybody seen Seth Rogen lately? #sethrogen #funnysong #truecrime #pottery #WelcomeBack #ChiliDogYumPlz

♬ original sound – Chris

The actor, director, writer and all around genius is releasing his memoir, “All About Me: My Remarkable Life in Show Business” in November.

He wanted to wait until everyone that he was writing about was dead. Smart.

Read more at deadline.

Rolling Stone writes, “Louis C.K. Announces Tour, Also Sexually Harassed Several Women”. The New York Post had “Disgraced comic Louis C.K. comes out of hiding, announces tour dates.”

Guys this won’t work. Louie digs being shamed

Tickets on sale now.

Read more at rollingstone.

Forbes says Rihanna is now second only to Oprah in the ranking of female entertainer wealth. She not only has a huge career as a pop star but she also owns Fenty Beauty, a company worth 2.8 billion.

Well Chris Brown you really fucked this up.

Read more at yahoo.

Ana de Armis is starring as Marilyn Monroe in Blonde, directed by Andrew Dominik, who also directed The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. When Netflix saw his final cut of the film, they decided to shelve it over the sexually graphic nature of it:

Netflix, you featured giant cock in Sex/Life, how bad could this possibly be?

Read more at Barstool.

According to industry insiders, Netflix was “absolutely horrified” by the sexually graphic final cut of BLONDE submitted by director Andrew Dominik. They want a new version, Dominik doesn’t — explains the delayed release of the film. pic.twitter.com/RpKfhBxk39

— Ana de Armas Updates (@ArmasUpdates) August 3, 2021

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have signed a $900 million dollar six year deal with Viacom to produce South Park and multiple films in and out of that world. These are the same guys who made a movie called Orgazmo.

Read more at Yahoo Finance.

On Who Wants To Be An Astronaut, eight contestants will compete to win an all expenses paid eight day trip to live on the ISS.

They will be competing in all the new astronaut qualification categories like sitting with a seatbelt, posting social media videos, and wearing cowboy hats in places where it makes no sense to wear one.

Read more at CNN.

Anderson Cooper asked Bill Gates about him spending time with Jeffrey Epstein and he said it “was a huge mistake”. Thanks for the giant understatement, Bill.

Watch the clip on DiscloseTV

ICYMI – Bill Gates: "It was a huge mistake" to spend time with Epstein.pic.twitter.com/7aS4gusihW

— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 5, 2021

A spiritual guru for the Tik Tok generation went viral by accident, and now people seem to really be interested in what William Knight has to say. He follows Cardi B, and says there’s no such thing as coincidence, and Mel Magazine did a profile on him.

This looks like it’s going to end on dateline.

Read more at mel magazine.

@grandrisingapp

Hack your mind with my new Mediation, Link in the bio 🙏🏾

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The Subconscious Mind takes everything you think and say literally. It does everything in its power to bring you the things you think the most. Ask and you shall receive. pic.twitter.com/g2zXOVxqoA

— William Knight (@william__knight) July 3, 2021

everything

A study shows that men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month lower their risk of prostate cancer by a third.

Q drops are predicting anti-jacker groups forming any day now.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.