Thursday April 6 Daily Links
THURSDAY 4.6
NEWS STORIES
RFK Jr. Enters the Race
Mr. Cheryl Hines has announced that he’s running for President and that Steve Bannon talked him into it.
It worked well for his dad so why not.
Oh Don Lemon You've Been a Bad Boy
Sexism, misogyny, demeaning behavior, being a Diva. All this and more is in a new expose penned by Variety.
We thought he was making lemonade. Turns out he’s just a lemon.
”Snakes
A pilot had to make an emergency landing after discovering a Cobra had somehow gotten into his cockpit.
It’s worse than you think. It was in the pit under his cock. #snakesonaplane.
Ann Coulter Asks Conservatives to Cut It Out With Abortion
“The demand for anti-abortion legislation just cost Republicans another crucial race,” the columnist wrote on Twitter Tuesday night. “Pro-lifers: WE WON. Abortion is not a ‘constitutional right’ anymore! Please stop pushing strict limits on abortion, or there will be no Republicans left.”
How weird is it to see Ann being the sensible one.
Elon Musk Drops Off His Spot on Forbes Big B List
He’s no longer #1. Musk is now #2.
How embarrassing. Now he can’t possibly show his face at his high school reunion.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Hillary Duffs Husband Banned From Twitter For Impersonating Gwyneth.
Matthew Koma has been permanently banned from the new free Twitter, because he broke Elon Musk’s cardinal sin by impersonating another celebrity. He changed his name on Twitter to her name, and responded to a tweet about the lawsuit, trying to be funny. And now he’s out.
Don’t fuck with GP dude, she’ll sue you for a dollar.
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Jeremy Renner Wrote Goodbye Message to His Family
Renner says that after his accident, he was preparing for the worst and wrote a farewell note. “I’m writing down notes in my phone to — last words to my family,” Renner said to Diane Sawyer.
Well this is embarrassing now. Way to jump the gun.
Documentary About Tom Wolfe in Post Production
The great writer Tom Wolfe will now be the subject of a new doc, based on a Vanity Fair article.
Should have gone biopic instead. America can’t wait to watch a guy in a white suit type.
Carol Burnett Channels a Little Betty White
The reigning queen of comedy, Carol Burnett said she’s accomplished a lot, and now she feels like she only has one thing left to do- George Clooney.
I guess she’s into older guys.
Michael K Williams Drug Dealer Pleads Guilty
Green Eyes- the man who gave Michael K Williams the drugs that killed him has pled guilty to the charge of conspiring to distribute drugs. He could get anywhere from five to forty years in lock up.
Never sell drugs to a celebrity.
Malia Obama Working on Short Film for Donald Glover
Soon after working with Glover on his series, Swarm, she announced that she’ll be working with him again to create a short film.
Well he’s a great short filmmaker.
Worried About Britney Again
Fans are concerned that Brit was dancing around seemingly unaware that her tits were sweating enough to look like she was wearing a Mickey Mouse headband instead of a bra.
She’s just doing a call back to her Mickey Mouse club years (and ears)
Britney gets boob sweat just like the rest of us 🥰🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/giczzdXtx3
— 🌹🚀 & 🏴☠️⚔️ (@melii1014) April 5, 2023
Trailer Time: The Barbie Movie
Who exactly is the audience for this?
The first official trailer for Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, and more has been released
Hitting theaters on July 21st. Thoughts?
— Lights, Camera, Barstool (@LightsCameraPod) April 4, 2023
VIRAL & TRENDING
Costco Bakery Trolls Dude Who Ordered a Cake
A customer was REALLY specific about the cake they wanted, and put a drawing on their cake order form to show that they wanted a plain cake with red piping on the borders. The decorating team fucked up– or decided they were insulted by the overly detailed order form– and gave the customer exactly what they asked for, but. not what they wanted, with a drawing of the dude’s drawing in the middle of a plain cake. And they did a perfect job of it too.
The drawing isn’t the dumbest part of this, its getting you cake from Costco.
This Costco cake shit has me YELLING. 😭😭😭😭😭 They only wanted red icing to outline the cake, and drew it in the description, the baker said SAY LESS!!!! 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Lad428djcU
— Ashy Hamster Lips🐹💋 (@__C_A_R_T_E_R__) April 6, 2023
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