We know that Arnold the Terminator replaced Trump on the Apprentice when the Don stepped down from hosting the show. But that’s not who Don wanted to replace him. He thought daughter Ivanka was the better choice.

We would have rather she replaced him in the White House.

Read more at Variety

Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert had to undergo emergency surgery for a blood clot in her leg. The clot was removed and she was diagnosed with May-Thurner syndrome.

Is that a groping injury?

Read more at NY Post

Lekander, a hedge fund manager is saying Tesla could go bust. “This was really the beginning of the end of the Tesla bubble, which probably, arguably was the biggest stock market bubble in modern history,” Lekander, managing partner at investment management firm Clean Energy Transition, said on “Squawk Box Europe.” “I actually think the company could go bust.” He also added that he expects the shares to fall to $14.

That’s almost more than the car’s worth.

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The MTA wants to charge the organization behind the NYC Marathon a bridge toll for the runners who cross the Verrazano to start the race. They want $750k to represent the revenue they lose when the bridge is shut down for the marathon.

We may have to change this to a triathlon and swim.

Read more at NY Post.

Mr M is on his third DWI and that’s pretty serious even when you have a lot of stroke because your son is a sports hero.

He’s gonna miss 7 of his sons’ superbowls.

Read more at usmagazine

He also hit 3 homeruns but nobody will remember that.

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— The Comeback (@thecomeback) April 3, 2024

James Corden is insisting he wasn’t fired from Late Late Show, but says nobody will believe him.

They also don’t believe you when you say you’re down to 240 pounds.

Read more at huffpost.

Emmanuel Acho reacted to Angel Reese sharing some of the darker side of fame she’s experienced including death threats and being sexualized. Ancho reacted saying “In sports, you can’t act like the big bad wolf, then cry like courage the cowardly dog.”

There’s way too many people talking. Can we get a shut the fuck up button?

Read more at mediaite

There’s no concept yet, and only one Wachowski is involved and only as an EP. So basically, its a cash grab. Drew Goddard will write and direct. You may know him from Cabin in the Woods, and The Martian.

Think we may take a blue pill on this one.

Read more at Deadline

Strong violence is part of the reason the Joker sequel will have an R rating, but we’re also told to expect some brief full nudity.

Please let it be Joaquin and not Lady Gaga.

Read more at Variety

During the making of the movie Hard Rain, Driver complained, “It’s set during this massive storm, there were huge rain machines. We shot crazy hours. It was tough,” Driver told Jamil. “Everybody else could wear a wetsuit underneath their costume, and I was told by the producers that I couldn’t because they wanted to see my nipples, and that there was no point in having the wet t-shirt if you couldn’t have what was underneath it.”
Do you have any good memories?

If I was married to someone who followed me around the house I’d get a divorce.

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Gene Simmons reacted to Siwas award show costume which drew a lot of comparisons to a KISS costume. “Never be ordinary. Always be extraordinary. JoJo is extraordinary and she looks cool.”

We get nervous when young girls dress like the Demon.

Read more at TMZ

We were all pretty appalled when you made out with Judd Nelson

Read more at People

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