Brian Kolfage was sentenced to four years in prison after pleading guilty to a scheme to defraud donors who wanted to help pay for the Trump border wall on the US/Mexico border.He was a former ally and friend to Steve Bannon who also was charged in the case but never had to face jailtime thanks to a last minute bit of help from Trump.

Guess ole Kolfage never got HIS pardon.

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Walt Disney Co has filed a lawsuit against Florida Governor Ron DeSantis alleging the guv has waged a relentless campaign to weaponize government power. “The government action was patently retaliatory, patently anti-business, and patently unconstitutional,” Disney alleged. The company is seeking to vacate the board decision that voided their development deal with the state

Oh good, we were all hoping this fight would get stupider. Are we sure this isn’t an episode of Beef?

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Lupita and Carmen Andrade grew up sharing one lower body but two distinct torsos, heads and personalities, and they talked about their unique dating life with TODAY.com. Carmen has a boyfriend, but Lupita says she’s asexual and will often go to sleep while Carmen and Daniel are up late on a date.

Maybe you’re not asexual. Maybe your sister’s boyfriend is ugly .

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A man is convinced his UK pub is inhabited by ghosts after a glass of beer shattered with no provocation this week. “Going through the security tapes, I suddenly realized that another customer had lost his drink at the same table in December,” he said.

Sounds like somebodys trying to pack out Monday nights.

Read more at NY Post.

A former foxer herself, Kari Lake is urging all Fox News personalities to walk away from their contracts for the good of the nation. “I encourage every other newsperson at Fox who cares about this country to walk away from their contract, to walk away from their show. I’m talking about all of them,” Lake said. “We can get you set up with an outlet that will allow you to speak the truth. But right now, we got a year and a half to save our country.”

Quick get out of the way of the exit here they come, leaving their multi million dollar jobs.

Read more at mediaite.

“I do not believe the New York media, which leans left – the media leans left, I lean left – and it always has. Just be honest about this stuff. Fox News is an outlier, most media is moderate to left, and ‘they’re gonna attack him for the vaccine stuff.’ No they’re not and here’s why: cause he’s going to win games,” Colin said.

You mean the left leaning NY Post or are you referring to WFAN?

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After a season ending loss Tuesday night, Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards grabbed a folding chair and swung it around in anger before heading to the locker room. He’s now being cited for misdemeanor assault after two women claim they were hurt by the swinging chairs.

Nobody gets in trouble for a chair shot in the WWE.

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Big Brother stars Memphis and Christmas were in a brawl outside their Fort Lauderdale bar and it looks brutal. Two eyewitnesses gave conflicting stories about what started the fight but it may have been over a couple refusing to leave the bar when they were told it was closed.

You’re doing a great job with Florida Desantis,

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In a candid new interview with People Magazine, Kevin Smith opens up about having a breakdown and needing mental healthcare. During the therapy he addressed some childhood traumas including being called fat by a teacher, and being directed to perform sexual acts by an older boy.

This is gonna make a great movie. Who’s gonna play the chubby kid?

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The pop singer says her husband Daryl Sabara is huge and sex is so painful she has to ice up. “My husband’s a big boy. My pussy’s broken though, I have pussy anxiety,” she exclaimed.

Maybe it was in your ass?

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On Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, Mulaney revealed that he lived in Kimmel’s guest house for a few months after completing rehab. “It was like we’d adopted a son,” Kimmel joked.

Guess it’s better than moving in with Adam Carolla.

Read more at Vulture

Drake Bell may have been found but he’s obviously still lost. the former child star was spotted outside his home in his car and he’s either doing a very slow job of blowing up balloons for a party, or he’s huffing Nitrous Oxide.

Come on man. There’s much better drugs than that.

Read more at TMZ

Bam’s brother is tweeting that he can’t understand why cops can’t track a cell phone and find his missing brother, who is on the run with his current girlfriend and her eight year old kid.

There’s nothing like family.

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