A judge in the Dominion Voting Systems defamation case has sanctioned Fox News for withholding evidence. The Judge called the violation very serious and appointment a special master to determine if more shenanigans are taking place.

America’s new reality shows are all in the courts. Court TV went away too soon.

Read more at mediaite.

Musk called to defund NPR, and NPR quit Twitter. Now he’s getting roasted everywhere for accusing NPR of being government funded.

Fine if we can also defund Tesla.

Read more at mediaite.

Donald Trump sued Michael Cohen asking for $500 million in damages. The lawsuit filed in the Southern District of Florida alleges that Cohen broke confidences and spread lies.

And this case will be dropped. Period.

Read more at CNN

Well you have a full year to prepare for it but that’s not stopping the media from acting like it’s coming tomorrow with headlines about how to watch the big solar eclipse. It’s going to be visible coast to coast, and it’s the last one North America will see for at least 20 years so you’d better save the date, or plan a wedding or something crazy.

Remember we always have pictures.

Read more at NY Post.

The company value dropped by $5 Billion since March 31 when the Dylan Mulvaney can debate picked up steam. Thats about 4% loss in value- the company is still worth $127 billion.

How much did they lose to AA?

Read more at NY Post

An Average person has trouble walking back up the steps at the end of the game.

Could an average person rush for 10 yards in an NFL game? ( They have all 4 quarters to do so)

— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) April 12, 2023

Sources say the deal isn’t even close and ESPN’s Adam Schefter said there hasn’t been much conversation at all since late March.

Luckily ESPN hasn’t shut up about it.

Read more at NY Post.

Thomas was pissed off because the show he called put up a photo of him on the screen and he felt it was an unflattering photo. “By the way, I’m looking at my picture. Come on, Keyshawn [Johnson], y’all doing that to me?” Thomas said, “I saw Max Kellerman’s picture up there. I saw your picture up there. Y’all smiling. Y’all just had my man up there who was doing the football, he was smiling. This is the picture y’all put up there of me? What are y’all doing at ESPN to me?”

You should see what Earl did to Roey.

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Nate Rosenhaus went viral when Yankees announcer shamed him for having long hair in a Yanks uni even though he’s just the bat boy. All that attention has helped him get some love for his band, The Open Doors.

If he doesn’t change the band’s name to bat boy then he deserves to fail.

Read more at NY Post.

Youtube finally announced how much NFL Sunday ticket will set you back and you’re not going to like it especially if you don’t subscribe to YouTube TV. The complicated pricing tiers depend on whether you get in on the early bird special or not, and whether you also want red zone, but you could be paying $489.

Maybe if football was better.

Read more at USA Today

Less than a year after leaving the show, Pete Davidson will return as host on May 6 to promote his upcoming star studded Peacock comedy, Bupkis.

He didn’t even show up when he worked there.

Read more at Collider

Now that he hates Bud Light, Kid Rock is pledging his loyalty to Happy Dad to get his buzz on.

Can’t wait till he finds out they have ties to Caitlyn.

Read more at Mediaite.

Meghan Markle will not accompany her husband to the ceremony when King Charles has his coronation.

Don’t worry, his family will try to find him a date.

Read more at People.

While the rest of the world is fighting over trans branding and bud light, Victoria Jackson wants to go further in the closet and fight about homosexuality. At a recent town council meeting she spoke up against a Pride parade, saying God hates homosexuality and that it is an abomination.

Well this is funnier than anything you did on SNL.

Read more at TMZ

On May 23, HBO Max streaming service will now be called Max with multiple pricing tiers, with the top offering going up to $20 a month.

Blame it on Pizza Hut. I mean “the Hut”

Read more at Variety

Cohen blasted Mandel for doing a bad job of interviewing Tom Sandoval on Howie’s podcast, calling the comedian a Jackhole. He scolded Howie for not doing his homework for such an important interview with a Vanderpump Rules star.

It’s a jackoff or asshole but there is no jack hole.

Read more at Decider.

Frampton did The Farewell Tour last year after getting a troubling medical diagnosis but now he says he’s feeling better than he thought he would. So the Never Say Never Tour kicks off in June and runs through August.

Guess he came alive.

Read more at Yahoo

The new celebrity reality competition series will put the competitors through training and a simulated Mars encampment to see who could survive on the Red Planet

Nice to see you’re rebooting Moonbase 8

Read more at Deadline.

Hollywood is always coming up with new ideas .

Read more at Digg.

Digg says, “Why do we have to wait until 2024 to see Colin Farrell reprise his role as the Penguin? He was the best part of “The Batman” and we are mad we have to wait this long. No fair!”

The Batman sucked and Penguin was the worst part of it.

HBO or Max or some network has announced that they are creating another prequel to Game of Thrones. This one will be based on George R.R. Martin’s Dunk and Egg series.

Dunkies and eggs? Perfect way to start your day.

Read more at variety.