The 5: Steve Rogers Shares Five Things to Eat When You Don’t Want Anyone to Know You’re Picky!
Originally from Syracuse, NY Steven Rogers is a New York City based comedian who made his national TV debut in 2019 on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and has been featured in multiple comedy festivals such as Lucy Fest, Limestone, and the New York Comedy Festival. He also has a popular anxiety themed podcast with fellow comedian Andrew Schiavone called, “Panic Attacking.”
Steven’s comedic ability has established him in numerous comedy clubs and as a regular opener for Brian Regan in theaters across the country. If that isn’t enough to convince you that Steve has a bright future in comedy, then this will– he’s the latest artist who will be featured in the Breakout Artist Comedy Series at the world famous Carolines on Broadway in New York City. The BAC puts the spotlight on the very best and brightest emerging stand-up comedians in their very own headlining show. These are the comedians that are currently plying their trade and honing their craft on their way to becoming the stars of tomorrow.
Go check out Steven at Caroline’s Broadway Breakout Artist Series on Dec 14 at 7pm.
To celebrate the occasion, Steven chose this week’s edition of The 5, the top five things you can order in a restaurant if you’re a picky eater and don’t want anyone to know it. This list also doubles nicely as a list of 5 signs that your date is a picky eater. Happy eating!
Mac and Cheese. Every restaurant serves it steaming hot in a fancy looking skillet, so you look like the bad ass at the table, but this is really for your inner child that’s pretending every bite is actually boxed Kraft.
Pizza. One word: Toppings. Throw what ever you want on that dough, which for my fellow picky eaters is actually just cheese- pepperoni when you’re feeling like a wild card. You can’t eat pizza wrong unless you don’t fold it.
Sandwich. You can go classic PB&J or get a little crazy with turkey and cheese and no one will judge your order — unless you’re one of those people who insists on calling a hot dog a sandwich. Then consider yourself judged. Hard.
Breakfast for Dinner. There is literally nothing on this earth that cannot be fixed by being drowned in maple syrup.
Chicken Nuggets. It’s all about the sauce, kids. Any nugget can be brought next level by the right sauces and your mouth will thank you.
