“Tarzan Cannibus” Left His Baby On The Subway Platform

“Tarzan Cannibus” told his girlfriend that he would take their 6-month-old daughter home on the subway, but then he got high. He woke up on the train 12 miles later and called his wife and asked if she had the baby. Then he called the cops and they had the baby.

In his defense, he did remember to buy butter and eggs. So you know, trying.

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