It seems that a slew of high profile Russians have had mysterious accidents, involving falling from tall buildings.

Somebody will make a fortune in Russia if they invent the window lock.

Read more at Daily Star.

NASA’s Artemis did not take off on September 3rd. This was the second launch date called off due to technical issues.

Starting to believe we never got to the moon in 69

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Cory Wayne Patterson stole a small plane from a Tupelo airport, called 911 and announced he was going to crash into a Walmart. Later he posted a suicide note on Facebook, but instead of crashing, landed in a field where he was arrested.

Some people don’t know how to end a bit.

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Now 97 people have been infected in six states, and Wendy’s can’t seem to stop incidents of E. Coli.

Oddly the taste of the burgers was exactly the same.

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Harlow was a special guest on Game Day Live but Ohio fans gave him nothing.

Never have liked Ohio state fans but I love them today.

Read more at TMZ

Nobody at Ohio state cares about jack harlow lmaoo I’m dead pic.twitter.com/qEUE2OKBfn

— John (@iam_johnw) September 3, 2022

On the Paul McAfee show, Rodgers talked about the first time he did the drug in Maccu Picchu, and added, “I ended up doing that again this offseason and had an absolutely beautiful experience. Sat for more nights this time, two the first time, three the second time.

Isn’t there a place in Milwaukee you can cop?

Read more at Daily Mail.

Wilson just bought the most expensive home ever sold in Denver and got in return, 20,000 square feet, four bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, an indoor pool, and…a basketball court? Well its actually a racquetball court with a hoop.

Should fill it up with water and put fish in it.

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In April, Russell Wilson and Ciara bought this $25M Colorado mansion — the most-expensive single-family home sold in Denver-area history. 🏠

➖ 20,000 sq ft.
➖ 4 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms
➖ 9-car garage
➖ Game room
➖ Basketball court
➖ Theater
➖ Indoor pool pic.twitter.com/YYEiwqzmCT

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) September 1, 2022

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Bones and All, the movie starring Timothee Chalamet about a pair of roving cannibals, got an electric standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival.

Arnie hammer wants to know why you love it when it’s fiction but hate it when it’s fact.

Read more at variety.

Shut up and drop kick.

Dropkick Murphys lead singer Ken Casey called out the MAGA grifters and billionaires who don't give a f*** about the working class perfectly on Thursday night at the Allentown fairgrounds in PA.

MORE OF THIS PLEASE. pic.twitter.com/XH78apNrLN

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) September 3, 2022

The Armie Hammer docuseries wants to teach you lessons. Like how to understand the warning signs of a toxic relationship.

I think when a guy starts talking about eating you,

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Pete’s doing okay now, but he had a rough go after Kim Kardashian broke things off while he was working in Australia. An inside source told media, “While Pete was torn up when the split first happened, he has had some time now and is in a much better place with it. He sees that they were clearly not meant to be. They are from two different worlds, but more like two completely different universes. Pete does not talk to Kim now, and they pretty much had a clean break.”

Nothing worse than being down and out down under.

Read more at Stylecaster

Jones appeared on Bill’s podcast, and she talked about some of her material about how she would have been a valuable commodity if she was alive during slavery in the south. Maher was shocked when she revealed that white audiences love the joke, and black audiences don’t.

He should be surprised anyone liked a Leslie Jones joke.

Read more at mediaite

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It’s about time Jen and her world famous ass showed us doggie style.

😂 pic.twitter.com/NGECUagKXZ

— Jen Selter (@JenSelter) September 3, 2022

Whether they’re looking to head to outerspace, or a virtual reality one thing is certain, they want out of where they are.

They should try fantasizing about surviving on minimum wage

Read more at vice.

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