During the Feast of San Gennaro in Little Italy a brawl broke out that ended with woman woman arrested over a fight about who had a fat butt. GOP mayoral candidate and Guardian Angels founder Curtis Sliwa filmed it and posted it on his Facebook..

Dude, I thought you were a crime stopper not a crime cinematographer.

Read more at NY Post.

A Scottish outdoorsman says he captured footage of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster on drone.

Okay, you solved it. All we needed was a drone. Can we get this guy to bring his drone to Florida now?

Read more at TMZ

Mike Lindell pulled all his ads from FOX because they wouldn’t let him talk about election fraud on the channel. He thought he’d squeeze them when they lost his ad dollars, but instead, he claims MyPillow lost roughly $1 million a week in sales, so he’s back to advertising on the network.

Good boy mike. Good boy. Go back to your master.

Read more at business insider.

This video shows Mexicans giving aid to people who need it.

Pay attention America, this is how real Christians act.

Mexican community members have been feeding and aiding Haitian refugees. pic.twitter.com/SWABKYNlL1

— Both Parties Work Against Us! (@Winslow19Don) September 25, 2021

A group called Moms For Liberty is ironically looking to restrict a school from reading a childrens book about seahorses, alleging its much too racy. They’re really upset about the part where the seahorses “twist their tails together and twirl gently around.”

That’s right because we don’t want our kids to hug Sea Horses.

Read more at Huff Po.

A crowd of dozens want to protest Biden’s vaccine mandates so they needed a place where they could “Chant ‘F*ck Joe Biden’”. They chose the Food Court at the Local Mall.

Some political rallies just can’t be more than 10 feet away from a meatball sandwich at all times.

Read more at TMZ.

Hayley Crombleholme of KUTV in Salt Lake City asked Utah Jazz guard Jordan Clarkson if he’s attended Jazz games.

He’s a 6 foot plus black man in Salt Lake City. What else would he be doing there?

Read more at Mediaite.

Wanna watch a couple old guys fight? Mayweather is down to fight Oscar De La Hoya one more time if the price is right. It is unclear if Oscar can stay sober long enough to get into a ring.

Read more at TMZ.

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The cast list for the new Super Mario Brothers movie is missing one thing– Italians. And Italian-Americans are pissed that even the role of Mario went to white bread super star Chris Pratt.

Hey Italians, if you’re feelings are hurt now wait till you hear the accent he comes up with. #itsame

Read more at Vanity Fair.

Someone who isn’t Italian is doing the voice of Mario pic.twitter.com/z8ZWlJuyou

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 23, 2021

not one italian casted to voice the new mario movie… pic.twitter.com/x08mpbjT1Z

— sean yoo (@SeanYoo) September 23, 2021

chris pratt playing mario is italiaphobia and i'm tired of acting like it isn't

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) September 23, 2021

chris pratt is playing mario pic.twitter.com/KiWVoVkY5z

— Vincent Martella (@VinMan17) September 23, 2021

Dress her up as a character she played in a movie! Drew Barrymore interviewed Dear Evan Hansen cast as the nerdy version of her Never Been Kissed character.

Drew you’re one tramp stamp away from Being Britney.

MF has a bunch of facts about Dateline, a show that started as 60 minutes clone and came out as original murderporn template.

This is the show that launched a million podcasts.

Read more at Mental Floss

Looking great practicing those improv moves!

See you tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/jhOYh3kKOg

— Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) September 25, 2021

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One Tik Toker whose video went viral telling people to fill out surveys for money on prolific.com has skewed researchers data so much they don’t know what to do. Try posting this on Facebook to get an older demo filling these things out.

Read more at the Verge.

This isn’t great but it’s at least as good as any improv show that you’ll see in Toronto.

This video has ended me. Zoom freeze acting 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 pic.twitter.com/mF4IsbI75T

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) September 25, 2021

While half of unvaccinated workers say they’d rather quit their job than get vaccinated, data pulled from businesses show it’s just not true. This is great news for the microchip industry!

Read more at The Conversation.