Five women hit and robbed a woman at 3 p.m. Thursday in the mezzanine level of the Woodhaven Boulevard ‘R’ line subway station in Queens.

Where’s the green suits?

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Reports of wounded Eagles testing positive for lead poisoning are increasing and it seems to be from feasting on carcasses that were killed with lead bullets. Eagles are particularly vulnerable to lead poisoning and even small amounts can be disabling.

Every superhero has their kryptonite.

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Talking about Pelosi’s attacker, Chris Hayes wanted to be fair and referenced violence that takes place on both sides, like the guy who showed up to a Republican softball game with a gun.

That should have been one of the craziest things to ever happen. Now it’s a tuesday.

Read more at mediaite.

Without mentioning him by name, Obama roasted Herschel Walker at a Georgia Election rally, making fun of republican politicians playing cops and robbers with phony badges.

Come on Barack, it’s wrong to make fun of the special needs kid.

Read more at Washington Examiner

Barack Obama: Who will fight to keep you safe? Is it somebody who carries around a phony badge and says he’s in law enforcement like he’s a kid playing cops and robbers? | #GaPol #Election2022 #TheAtlantaVoice
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— The Atlanta Voice (@theatlantavoice) October 29, 2022

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The Nets and the NBA have released statements condemning the spreading of hate speech in response to Kyrie’s twitter account. Luckily for Kyrie no brand will touch him so he has nothing to lose like Ye.

Nets owner Joe Tsai issued a statement Friday night condemning Kyrie Irving's decision to promote an antisemitic film and book on his social media accounts.

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— ESPN (@espn) October 29, 2022

The residents of Westbrook,Maine are being told they CAN’T vote for Josh Allen as mayor despite the town being covered in Josh Allen For Mayor signage. But can they vote for Diggs?

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Today we learned parts of Weinsteins testicals were sown into his thigh. And that poor jury had to see the evidence.

Harvey, how did you manage to make rape even grosser.

Read more at NY Post.

In one trial, we’re learning about how the Church of Scientology terrorized accusers of members of the church to get them to go away. In Paul Haggis’ trial, a former scientologist testified and implied that the church will stop at nothing to hurt defectors, and seemed to indicate they would even hire “victims” to accuse a former member of crimes.

Insert Shrug Emoji here.

Read more at The Daily Beast

The Casamigos Halloween party is legendary and this years photos are already going viral showing us how the beautiful people dress up for a costume party.

Well we learned one thing from these pics. Celebs look just as dumb in cosplay as the grown kids who go to comic con.

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The material lady went topless on her Instagram Stories. We looked so you don’t have to.

See the cannons on News.Com.Au

Almost Famous the Musical has opened on the Great White Way. In an interview with NPR Cameron talked about being overcome with emotion seeing the story on stage.

It’s always emotional to go back to the well and pump out cash.

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During his interview with Diane Sawyer, Matthew Perry admitted that during his struggle with addiction, he used to walk into unlocked strangers houses to rifle through their cabinets for pills.

You know people deal drugs right? You have money.

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So, he’s your father?

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They claim Psycho was the first but…..Julius Caesar beat them by a mile.

Mr. Beast, the most popular Youtuber out there, is valuing himself and his brand at $1.5 billion. And to think all this was built off of Youtube thumbnails.

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Woman is getting married. Dad is planning to pay for the wedding but doesn’t want his brother invited because they’re in a long time feud. Daughter invites brother. Dad says he’s not coming or paying. Who is the asshole? Oh wait, forgot to mention, the reason dad wants nothing to do with his brother is because his girlfriend cheated on him with his brother about a hundred years ago when he was 20.

Spoiler alert: they’re all assholes.

Read more at Buzzfeed.

A new study finds, or at least confirms that people with high stress levels can benefit from owning a pet.

Hey, we should come up with some kind of service dog.

Read more at studyfinds.

Another list guys?

Their number one horror movie is Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones.

Read more at Rolling Stone