Franchises across the Muslim world have pledged to send aid to Gaza after an Israel franchise promised to feed IDF soldiers. And then other International McDonalds Franchises are declaring their neutrality in the issue.

Guys, its just a burger and fries.

Read more at Vice.

Mike’s lifetime dream is not going well. Politico says he couldn’t get a crowd of 15 to show up at a Pizza Ranch. But he’s not giving up.

Does it have something to do with his wifes name being Karen?

Read more at Politico

A decade ago Twitter was pivotal as a source for real time information during the Arab uprising. Now its disinformation, memes and idiots.

What a difference an X makes.

Read more at AI Monitor.

Snow Crab harvest season is cancelled in Alaska this year again, and scientists finally understand why billions of the crabs have gone missing. Warmer ocean temperatures likely caused them to starve to death.

And now we can’t eat snow crabs. Man this food chain shit doesn’t fuck around.

Read more at CNN

Father Jaromir Smejkal went on a pumpkin smashing binge in the Czech Republic because Smashing Pumpkins helps protect families from hidden evil.

Who knew 1979 was a religious hymn.

Read more at Mirror.Co.

During the pregame show before Game 5 of the Astros-Rangers American League Championship Series on Friday, David Ortiz embraced the Texas showdown and handed out cowboy hats to his colleagues on the set. ARod was in, calling Ortiz Dominican Garth Brooks. But Jeter said no, New Yorkers don’t do this.

You know what else New Yorkers don’t do? Make the playoffs.

Read more at NY post.

https://x.com/MLBONFOX/status/1715467147860688930?s=20

The couple’s rebound relationship has fizzled out, according to a source.

Maybe he should try dating someone who shares his interests more. Is Jimmy Garoppolo single?

Read more at TMZ

This guy had the hole of a lifetime when he ran into famed announcer Jim Nantz on the Pebble Beach golf course and Jim was in a playful mood.

Its Cameo but IRL.

https://twitter.com/Zigmanfreud/status/1715371412075303183/video/1

55 prominent artists have signed an open letter to Joe Biden demanding that he advocate a cease fire in the Gaza strip. Joaquin Phoenix, Cate Blanchett, Jon Stewart, Kristen Stewart, Susan Sarandon, Mahershala Ali, Riz Ahmed, Ramy Youssef and Quinta Brunson are among the signatories. “We urge your administration, and all world leaders, to honor all of the lives in the Holy Land and call for and facilitate a ceasefire without delay – an end to the bombing of Gaza, and the safe release of hostages,” the letter reads.

Oh. Well if Susan Sarandon wants this thing done, okay.
Read more at variety

Maher believes that higher education makes people stupid, and points to recent pro Palestine protests as evidence.

Well that makes sense, Bill. Where did you go to school again?

Read more at Deadline

Martin Scorese says he and Robert DeNiro would roll their eyes every time DiCaprio went off on an adlib and that it happened so often, it got annoying. He said DiCaprio’s improvisation was “endless, endless, endless,” while “Bob [De Niro] didn’t want to talk.”

Maybe you should try doing some casting for your next movie Marty. You know, auditions?

Read more at THR

She called a server “enormous” while relating a story, and now she’s so embarrassed for her bad judgement. “I’m appalled that I would say something so insensitive, hurtful, and unrelated to whatever story I was trying to tell on a talk show,” Emily Blunt tells PEOPLE

Whatever you do, don’t watch The Devil Wears Prada. Your a real bitch on wheels in that one.

Read more at People.

Apparently the famous couple have been separated for more than six years, and none of us knew it.

Guess she didn’t want a Kramer vs Kramer.

Read more at Page Six.

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