This may shock you but those Trump kids don’t have to follow the rules. Ivanka’s knick name is Hatch back.

Read more at citizensforethics.com.

Grubstreet decided to pair wines with specific McDonalds menu items. They could have saved some time and just said Boones Farm for all of them.

Read more at grubstreet.

Weeks after the Sturgis rally, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana all had surges in covid cases. Let’s all blame that area of the country’s love of Smash Mouth for this.

Read more at washingtonpost.com.

Pfizer announced that they won’t be aiming to release their Covid vaccine before mid November. And even then we’re all going to have worry about Bill Gates’ microchips living inside of us.

Read more at nytimes.

Eli Manning lived in a New Jersey a long time. He finally told the people he doesn’t buy that the Jewish ‘sloppy joe’ is the real sloppy joe.

He likes the shitty one

Hey New Jersey! Now THIS is a Sloppy Joe! pic.twitter.com/7u75JXVLkN

— Eli Manning (@EliManning) October 17, 2020

Lindsey Vonn has spent her life on the slopes so why wouldn’t she have a perfectly sloped butt?

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Read more at yahoo.com.

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This morning the NFL has reported no new positive coronavirus tests so the days games should go as planned. Get your bets in now folks who knows how long this will last!

All clear. No new positives across the league, per source. Play football.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 18, 2020

It was a good day for Nick Saban. The Alabama coach’s COVID test was negative and then the Tide beat Georgia, so Saban decided to do a little dance with the team. Good day for Nick, bad day for anyone who had to watch him dance.

Read more at tmz.

GQ goes deep into looking into the fall of Brendan Frasier’s career. Can’t you people just leave him alone?

Read more at gq.com.

Matthew McConaughey claims that his father had a heart attack while making love to his mom.

Well not his dad’s mom.

Matthews Mom.

Read more at pagesix.com.

Zachery Ty Bryan was arrested in Oregon after he had an argument with a woman he was in a relationship with. Allegedly, Bryan put his hands around her throat at some point and tried to strangle her.

Something was always a tad off on this kid. Took awhile but he finally did what we always expected.

Read more at tmz.

Phil is ready to bring meals to people waiting in election lines this year and he’s created something called Somebody Feed The People.

Phil Rosenthal thinks about food more than anything else. He knows that people will be in long voting lines and wants them to nosh while they wait.

Phil up your plate with Phil.

Read more at hollydwoodreporter.com.

Leslie Jones doesn’t miss her old gig. She wasn’t free there and couldn’t be creative.

‘Supermarket Sweep’ giver her a chance to stretch

Really.

Read more at thr.com.

Don’t know who the Straight family is or why other people know who they are.

From this, only can tell that they stink.

Are the straights okay? pic.twitter.com/ROxhYiGVIo

— Marge 🧶💗💍🎭 ☭ (@marxistmarge) October 15, 2020

A new study has found that playing white noise to help you sleep at night actually can lead to worse sleep and the initial research on the matter was dodgy at best. Instead, play a loop of a car alarm going off, that should give you the rest you need.

Read more at theguardian.