“So we’ve seen over the course every interview, every time he’s gotten off the teleprompter for like the last two months, they’ve had to clean things up for what he’s saying.

So I just want to see, you know, the Donald Trump, this is a different Donald Trump! In 2016. He was free-wheeling. He’s out there barnstorming the country, doing all this. You know, now it’s just a different guy. And that’s just, it’s sad to see!”

DeSantis isn’t dead yet or at least he’s still taking swings.

Could you imagine if you went up against him at his peak?

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The South Carolina congresswoman has been telling people she has a real chance at the #2 chair when Trump shoots his shot in 2024.

Nancy wake up. You were having a dream.

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Caleb Williams is the odds on favorite to be next year’s number one draft pick but its not unanimous.

Is he ready to burn out within 2 seasons in the pros.

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Multiple insurers tried to sell policies to the Jets in the event of Aaron Rodgers injury or disability but the team passed.

Any purchase over $1000 needs insurance. Especially if you buy it used.

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“Mom’s progress is truly remarkable! Prayers have been felt and have been answered,” Kelley wrote. “Although she remains in the ICU, her path to recovery is steadily unfolding. Her fighting spirit is truly shining!,” said family members.

Ah. Scrooge’s line. She’s going to come out.

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Dancing in the aisles, check. Singing out loud, check. Fans attending Taylor Swift’s concert movie didn’t seem to even notice they weren’t at a concert.

The only thing they were missing was a tiny tiny Taylor very far away. This is the actual concert experience.

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Taylor’s estimated cut would be larger than the yearly economic output of 42 countries, and a $4.1 billion profit is also enough to send every American a little more than $17.

Every country should have its own Taylor.

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He said the band was already heading toward a breakup, but when Yoko would come in during a recording sesh, “We would allow this and not make a fuss,” he said. “And yet at the same time, I don’t think any of us particularly liked it. It was an interference in the workplace. We had a way we worked. The four of us worked with George Martin. And that was basically it. And we’d always done it like that. So not being very confrontational, I think we just bottled it up and just got on with it.”

Dude, let it be

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Britney Spears has selected five-time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams to narrate her upcoming memoir, The Woman in Me.

Is Michelle crazy enough.

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When asked about the expose published in Rolling Stone magazine, Fallon literally sidestepped the question, answering “Yeah, I’m happy to be back,” before walking away.

No one cares about Jimmy, not even his scandals.

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After Jerry hinted that there is something in the pipeline for the Seinfeld cast, JLD was asked if she’s planning to reprise her role as Elaine. She said she hasn’t heard anything about an upcoming project.

We expect Kramer not to know about it, but Elaine?

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The Great Escaper will be Caine’s last film. “The only parts I’m liable to get now are 90-year-old men. Or maybe 85,” he joked to presenter Martha Kearney. “So I thought, I might as well leave with all this. I’ve got wonderful reviews. What am I going to do to beat this?”

Ten more years and you get a jar of smuckers.

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While lamenting a time when people were more social, and complaining about the isolation our technology has created, he gave us a little insight into his younger days. “There’s no high fives at the self checkout” he said after remembering, “when you’d roll through the checkout line with a six pack and a box of condoms and, you know you’d have a little moment with the checker where you’d be like, Somebody is having a party, huh?”

Maybe if you spent a little more time on the internet, Bill, you’d know that nobody thinks your high five was something to brag about.

Who buys condoms at a supermarket?

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