He is the first person to enter a guilty plea in the Georgia election case that involves Donald Trump.

Don’t mess with the bad guy.

Read more at NBC

2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. plans to announce he will run as an independent on October 9 in Pennsylvania.

Can’t Larry just put him on Curb.

Read more at mediaite

The flooding in NYC on Friday enabled a sea lion to escape from his enclosure, and this was real- not like that dolphin footage that floats around after every flood.

Not since the Pennsylvania Penitentiary have we seen such a dramatic escape.

Read more at TMZ

Raiders DE Arrested After Disturbing Social Media Posts

Chandler Jones was arrested one day after some crazy social media posts went viral. He was booked on two charges of violating a domestic violence protective order.

I hope he’s not giving away any plays.

Read more at NY Post

https://nypost.com/2023/09/29/raiders-chandler-jones-arrested-after-bizarre-social-media-episodes/

He called him Draymond Green a backpack for Steph Curry. An accessory.

Yeah you deserved it .

Read more at Basketball Network

The lawsuit details Emma’s painful trip down the Humunga Kowabunga slide. “When a rider of The Slide reached the bottom of the ride and traveled into the pool of water designed to stop further travel, the force of the water can push loose garments into a person’s anatomy — an event known as a “wedgie” — the lawsuit says. “Because of a woman’s anatomy, the risk of a painful “wedgie” is more common and more serious than it is for a man.” She says she had to be rushed to a hospital with vaginal lacerations.

They were just trying to help her pack her bathing suit before you went home.

Read more at Fox business

“First of all, I want to thank everybody who made this possible, to be back,” Maher said. “You know, I’m talking about my brilliant staff, writers and non-writers, who scrambled the jets so we could be on in two days. And the union folks who expedited the paperwork so we could get back so quickly, so thank you.”

Oh the writers you tried to screw over? You’re welcome.

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“All these things that somehow he’s always protected, and we’re always f–king skinned alive with Tabasco sauce all over us, naked,” Bethenny added. “… We’re out there, and we get thrown like pieces of meat to just get ripped apart by that vehicle that we kiss the ass to get on. … And we all play the god damn f–king game … because we’re using him like he’s using us, because we want to promote our s–t. … But it all just seems so gross.”

You mean for doing his job?

Read more at Too Fab.

The sphere is amazing. Do we really even need a band?

This is IMAX if IMAX had an extra four billion dollars.

Read more at NY Post

https://nypost.com/2023/09/30/u2-christens-sphere-in-vegas-bono-hails-mad-bastard-msg-owner-james-dolan/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2023/09/30/sphere-las-vegas-u2-opening-night-review/71008238007/

Chris Rock was part of a TCM movie promotional event, and his pick for one of his favorite movies, was Star 80.

It used to be Men in Black but he changed his mind.

Read more at THR

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/chris-rock-tcm-picks-video-star-80-1235604922/

“Now I hope we can get some answers and have some closure. R.I.P. Pac,” she wrote in an Instagram Story on Friday, shortly after officials announced that Duane Keith Davis had been charged with murder.

Hopefully it’s not Will behind all of this.

Read more at NBC

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jada-pinkett-smith-says-hopes-get-answers-arrest-made-tupac-shakurs-mu-rcna118207

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