Space X’s Starship held its second unmanned test after its first test version exploded. The second starship disappeared shortly after launch.

This rocket went down faster than Twitter.

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According to the post a growing number of members of the lesbian, gay and bisexual community are looking to separate themselves from the trans and questioning individuals, feeling that their interests do not coincide.

Sure. They’re running out of letters.

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While listing all the reasons why its important to support Israel, DeSantis said one of the reasons is that the nation is the caretaker of the Judeo Christian Holy Land. By comparison, “Bethlehem is controlled by the Palestinian Arabs, and so there’s a church where you can go, where they say is where Christ was born, and it’s a beautiful church, but you walk out– well first of all, it’s like a pigsty, the city, it’s not well kept, and then they built this massive mosque right in front of it to like tower over it.”

You know, Miami’s not looking that good either.

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A Republican State Representative attending a Trump Rally busted out a Yoda impression. “In my time I have left. One of my great heroes, the Great Jedi master himself, master Yoda,” he said. Then, in his Yoda voice: “Mmm the dark side is very powerful in Biden. Crooked is he. Your country, he does not care. The force is strong in Trump. Win he must. Help him, you can. Caucus for him, you shall. For without his victory, all hope is lost.”

Forget Hamas, we’re losing this country to nerds.

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Michigan had defeated Maryland 31-24 on Saturday,setting off a celebration for the team’s 1000th win.

Was that all in just this season? Cause then I know they’re cheating.

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Barstool Sports founder and owner Dave Portnoy says he is filing a class action lawsuit against the Cincinnati Bengals and NFL, blaming Joe Burrow for his $120,000 loss on a bet.”I’m filing a class action lawsuit against the Bengals and NFL for lying about the injury report. There is no shot I put 100k hard earned dollars on the Bengals if I knew Joe Burrow was injured going into the game. This committee owes me an apology!”

Get used to this. It isn’t stopping.

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Just a day after Cassie Ventura sued Sean Combs for rape, the case has been dismissed as the parties reached a settlement.

Let me guess…nine figures? Get used to it. This won’t be the last we’ve heard of Diddy going to court.

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Kanyes New Song Mentions Jewish Bitches

He fucked a jewish bitch so how could he be antisemetic? He also fucked Scooter Brauns ex- presumably the same Jewish bitch.

Nothing about this song makes it sound consensual.

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With his lawsuits on hold, and his health rapidly deteriorating, Ron Jeremy will be released to his home where he will receive round the clock nurse care.

This sounds like the perfect set up for his next movie.

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Cleese said, while screening a Fish called Wanda, ‘Kevin Kline and I killed a man in Denmark. He was a dentist, he had a huge laugh. A famous laugh. Very popular. It was in Aarhus, not a big town, but everybody knew him. ‘And he went to see Wanda and he started laughing about two minutes in and never stopped. ‘They carried him out dead, he’d had a heart attack.’

He died the way he lived. Watching a bad movie.

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There was a time when Mark Ruffalo had very little stroke. “Studios, they weren’t coming to me in that way,” Ruffalo said of his career in the mid-2000s. “I’ll never forget when they were negotiating my deal [for ‘Zodiac’], the studio negotiator literally said to my manager, ‘Look, we don’t give a shit about Mark Ruffalo. We don’t even want Mark Ruffalo in this movie, so you’re going to take what we’re offering you or forget it.’”

Ruffalo has never made one movie better.

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“People ask ‘How is it you’re making these human comedy-dramas? I’m like, ‘Why aren’t other people?’ And I don’t want to say I am the only one. A lot of quality stuff is being done on streamers, both features and series. Now that the superhero kind of hegemon takes up a lot of real estate in theaters, a lot of other writing is taking place on streaming. And I am so grateful for that. But I do wish we had a larger percentage of theatrical real estate dedicated to more human films,” Payne said during a Q&A at Deadline’s Contenders Film event in LA.

This is the statement that lets us know we live in post apocalyptic times. When you have to ask for more “human movies.”

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Your team is the difference in whether your misdeeds get you canceled or not and if you can be resurrected. “PR and branding are essential elements when a celebrity is facing cancel culture or a crisis of any sort,” said Evan Nierman, the founder of crisis PR agency Red Banyan. “How they interact with the public makes a fundamental difference in navigating high-stakes or crisis situations.”

We can’t handle the truth.

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There’s a lot of dead weight on this list. Maybe top 20 next time?

Can we just look at this after we eat the Turkey?

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