Something needs to change, school districts say because working conditions for teachers are so low that the burnout rate is tweaking.

They can’t teach what they want and the only time anyone pays any attention to them is when they hit a kid.

Read more at axios

Would you be willing to wrangle 70 kids while operating a 15-ton vehicle for the sweet sweet salary of $18 an hour?

And are you fat and are you jolly and are you built like a trolly? Then there’s a job waiting for you.

Read more at fivethirtyeight.

Somehow the number of republicans who think Trump is going to be reinstated as President prior to 2024 has increased since last month by 1/3.

So that JFK Jr. no show in Texas doesn’t even slow you assholes down?

Read more at mediaite.

There’s a lot of concern that humanity could become dependent on metaverse features like overlays, making regular reality insufficient for survival.

Hey reality never worked that well for us anyway.

Read more at futurism.

Authorities just identified a fugitive who managed to evade authorities for five decades. He pulled off one of the biggest bank heists in Cleveland history. Unfortunately, he passed away earlier this year before they discovered his identity.

They just sentenced his casket to 20 years in prison.

Read more at NBC News.

A piece of the moon the size of a ferris wheel broke off and will be orbiting with us for a few centuries, but scientists say it’s not a new moon, because it’s orbiting the sun, not the Earth.

Sure sure, but can we live on it when this place falls apart?

Read more at NY Times.

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Sophia Urista invited a man on stage to take a faceful of piss during the Welcome to Rockville festival at the Daytona International Speedway.

Thats nothing one time I caught a drumstick at a foo fighters show.

rockville is really crazy 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/6ekkc0XahC

— jayde 🅴 (@jaydetbh) November 12, 2021

With the Thanksgiving parade approaching, the newest balloon went out for a practice loop- it’s Grogu- aka baby Yoda.

This is more entertaining than the Mandelorian.

Say hello to the most popular balloon of all time.

Read more at NY Post.

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More pregnant women are murdered than die in childbirth.

Your body our choice.

Read more at nature.com.

Just about everyone you know is dull as rainwater, and yet half of Americans think their life story is interesting enough to be turned into a book.

And the name of the book would be fatty got drunk and fell down.

Read more at lithub.

A new study says 3 out of 5 Americans are going to exclude unvaccinated family members from their homes this holiday season.

Should have done that years ago, but not because of the vaccine– because of the grudge your holding from a Christmas past.

Read more at studyfinds.org.