Sunday May 28 Daily Links

SUNDAY 5.28


NEWS STORIES

 



Elon Musk Gets Government Approval For His Brain Chip Company

The FDA says Musk’s company can begin human trials for Neurolink implants. The microchips are designed to interpret brain signals with the hope that they can assist people in overcoming physical disabilities by connecting the chip to computers using blue tooth.

He couldn’t even pull off a Twitter announcement. I wouldn’t trust him to put a chip in my salsa.

Read more at BBC


Fox News Gay Contributor Says Corporate LGBTQ Campaigns Hurt the Cause

Tammy Bruce feels the key to pride is to be left alone and be treated equally, and that corporate support campaigns actually hurt the movement. “Because it’s pandering, it’s extreme… It does not respect the audience in a sense.”

Christmas seems pretty corporate and you guys are cool with that.

Read more at mediaite.


Jet Blue Passengers Furious Pilot Ruined Big NHL Game

The Florida Panthers were playing for the chance to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals, so you can imagine some people who had to fly during the game chose Jet Blue so they could watch the game live in flight. Except the pilot chose an unfortunate. moment to make an announcement, blocking the screen during the score that put the Panthers into the final game.

Their slogan should be: Jet Blue, you get what you pay for .



SPORTS



Travis Kelce Doesn't Like the New NFL Rule

Add TK to the list of people upset about the new NFL Kick Return rule. Starting this fall, if the kick returner fair catches the ball between the goal line and the 25-yard line, the ball will placed at the 25-yard line. “I think this is absolutely stupid,” Travis said. “I don’t think this is making the game safer. I think it’s making it more boring, and taking a lot of excitement out of the game’s opening play. This is wack.”

Playing up to Andy Reid again eh?

Read more at mediaite


Pete Alonso Hit a Homer Cause He Had to Defecate

What do you do when nature calls and its your turn to step up to the plate? Well one option is to hit a homer and get yourself back to the locker room. “So I was hitting the top of the second, I was leading off the inning. I said I don’t care where this pitch is, this at-bat is ending first pitch. Because I need to go,” Alonso said.
Its good to see at least one ball player who still gives a shit.

Read more at NY Post.


Biden Jokes With LSU Womens Basketball Star

University of Connecticut Huskies Men’s Basketball team and the Louisiana State University Tigers Women’s Basketball team finally had their visit to the White House and Biden made a joke looking to make up for FLOTUS’s poorly received statement that the losing team might get an invite to the White House too.

Halfway through we realized he thought he was talking to his granddaughter.

Read more at mediaite.

WATCH: Joe Biden Jokes With LSU’s Angel Reese Face To Face After Flap Over Inviting Losing Iowa Team


John Gotti the Third Wants to Take Out Mayweather?

JG3 is an MMA fighter and he’s got a bout scheduled with Floyd Mayweather in just two weeks. “But make no mistake, June 11 I’m bringing bad intentions to that man. I don’t care if it’s an exhibition or not. You signed to fight me, there’s no quarter. It’s kill or be killed,” he said.

When a Gotti says they want to take someone out, it’s time to hide.

Read more at nypost.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/27/john-gotti-iii-looks-to-take-out-boxing-legend-floyd-mayweather-jr/



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



John Cougar Mellencamp Aint Fucking Around

John doesn’t fuck around at shows. He does small theaters, even though he has the audience to do outdoor and arena shows, because he doesn’t like drunken bullshit. So if you’ act like an asshole at his show, he’s not going to put up with it. “Listen, hey, you guys, if these people don’t shut the fuck up I’m just going to leave, OK?” Mellencamp said. “Because I’m not used to this crap. Look, guys, if I wanted to play in this type of drunken environment, I’d play outside or I’d play in an arena,” he said.

If you don’t like it, go see a John Cougar Mellencamp tribute show. They’ll do anything you want.

Read more at barstool


Brits Pissed About Porn on TV

A UK reality tv series took their concept balls to the wall when they showed live sex acts taking place during a swingers party on the show.

But they all watched every second of it because none of them could remember how to find their remote control or that their tv had an off button I guess?

Read more at NY Post.


Beyhive Hates The Queens New Fancy House

Twitter mocked Bey’s new house, calling it everything from a prison bunker to a Costco warehouse.

Somehow B & Z will will find a way to live with that.

Read more at NY Post.




VIRAL & TRENDING



Can Cliff Huxtable Still Be a Top 10 TV Dad?

Twitter got to arguing this week about whether Bill Cosby’s transgressions would necessarily taint Cliff Huxtable’s place in history. It came about after a Twitter poll about who are the top ten tv dads of all time started the debate.

If your reruns are cancelled you’re off the list.

Read more at TMZ


HEROES, Just for One Day #NiagaraFallsAlert

Get this man a gofundme


Nigerians Love System of a Down



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