Global pandemic, pentagon confirms UFOs, murder hornets, and now apparently the sun has entered a period of “solar minimum,”
Are we sure these aren’t just Onion articles??
Read more at nypost.com.
Iceland is being praised for its handling and control of the covid19 epidemic and has been hailed as a potential getaway location.
Well now the secret is out… we’re guessing no.
Read more at bloomberg.com.
Karen is pretty sick of the Verizon Mafia but she also does a pretty great Sam Kinison impression.
Karen didn’t take her meds today pic.twitter.com/7ltMfEEl18
— Crashtian (@510_Crashtian) May 15, 2020
This guy might as well just get back on the high seas and wait this one out.
Soooo… we’re #winning!
Oh Dakota Johnson. Please pick your adjectives carefully. You can’t say your depression is beautiful. In 2020 that word is only to call your body when you are overweight.
Read more at yahoo.
The Coronavirus Testing is taking taking heat all over the country for being faulty but Nebraska has an Ashton Kutcher tie in so that means press.
Weird we all knew that the dumb guy from that 70’s show would be the answer.
Read more at thedailybeast.com.
Who would have thunk it? The daughter of a movie star and pop star would be such a beauty?
We remember when she was an apple in her momma’s eye.
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I can’t believe I’m actually writing these words but… happy sweet sixteen my darling girl. You are the light of my heart, you are pure joy. You are wickedly intelligent and you have the best, most dry, most brilliant sense of humor. I have the best time being your mom. I love our nightly evening chats when I really get to hear what’s on your mind. You work hard to get whatever it is you want to achieve, and you have grit and responsibility in spades. I am so damn lucky to be your mother, you beautiful, kind young woman. Thank you for choosing me. I adore you to the moon and back a zillion times. I’m sorry you are having this particular birthday during these circumstances, but as always with you, you find the best in everything. 💝
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Please stay six feet apart or these robot dog will chew your ass off with his metal teeth.
Dear Future, You are a horror show.
Twitter is asking what your last normal, pre lockdown picture was. Just swipe past the bad nudes first.