People heard loud booms and saw what turned out to be a huge meteor across Arkansas, Louisiana and Mississippi this week.

They thought the Yankees were coming.

Read more at The Guardian

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Inter Miami has made a plan to convert a Golf Course into a one billion dollar sports complex with a 25,000 seat stadium.

Uh, David? Baseball and football don’t draw in Miami…so….you do the math.

Read more at The Sun

Former Viking and actor Ed Marinaro got the Draft Day hook when, instead of quickly announcing Minnesota’s 2nd Round pick, turned it into a 2 minute rant about playing in two Super Bowls, getting drafted by the Vikings 50 years ago, finding the right purple sports jacket to announce the pick and attacking Packers fans. A producer then walked on stage to remind the former Hill Street Blues actor that he was there to name the Vikings pick, which he did.

He still got more love than Kirk Cousins.

Read more at deadline.com

“Bees Are Not A Pet Man!”

You know that Shaq has tigers, right?

Rob Gronkowski told TMZ Sports that he’s either going to play for Tampa or retire again. There were rumors that he was going to join Joe Burrow in Cincinnati after he went on record several times praising the Bengals QB

The decision was easy for Gronk: Tampa has better bars and beaches.

Read more at TMZ

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If that doesn’t sound a little off, then maybe you’ve forgotten that Robert Kardashian is dead. Barker didn’t let that stop him though, he went to Robert Senior’s grave so he could ask for Kourtney’s hand the old fashion way.

The really weird thing is, he said he was nervous.

Read more at People.

An adaptation of the graphic novel “Seconds”, by Bryan Lee O’Malley (who also wrote Scott Pilgrim), is in the works. The film will be directed by Blake Lively in her directorial debut.

At the very least, she’ll be the hottest director of all time.

Read more at THR

Davis Guggenheim directed a new documentary about Michael J Fox, and it will be distributed by Apple. The film intends to combine documentary, archival and scripted elements somehow.

This is the best news Justine Bateman has heard in 40 years.

Read more at ET

“I did something I thought was funny, and it wasn’t taken that way,” Murray said to CNBC.

He looks like a cat with a parakeet in its mouth.

Read more at THR

Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon announced that they have split up after 39 years. They plan to remain legally married.

Ernie Hudson seems to be the only ghostbuster having a good week.

Read more at Page Six.

Machine Gun Kelly is sticking with his belief that love is pain, and that’s why he gave his beloved Megan Fox an engagement ring full of spikes that cut into her finger while she wears it.

If she’s truly into masochism, just play her your music.

Read more at Buzzfeed.

It’s called pixy, it costs less than $300 and it’s not a drone, but it does fly. The Pixy will follow you around or swarm circles over head, filming you all the while.

I wish they had called it the great Gazoo.

Read more at CNBC.

Oh Brother.

Next they’ll sell Romeo and Juliet with dum and dummer on the cover.

Most insane cover choice for The Odyssey pic.twitter.com/jmM9f7etOK

— ryn (@callsuponmuses) April 29, 2022

King Solomon would have cut it in half.

When you catch a foul ball at the same time 😭 (via owenmichaelmusic/TT) pic.twitter.com/aSv6RmT1qx

— Overtime (@overtime) April 30, 2022

This is why it’s so difficult to get your 8 glasses of water a day.

i physically hurt from laughing at this pic.twitter.com/tVa2JMeHDT

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) April 28, 2022

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