Brittney Griner, star WNBA player, has been detained in Russia. The Russains claim they found hashish oil in her luggage. We know this is bullshit since no one’s had hash oil since the late 70’s.

Read more at the NYT.

Food and gas prices are at all time highs and there’s no end in sight in them dropping.

Luckily the American people are great at banding together and dealing with a crisis.

Read more at MSN and Reuters.

Veterinarians that is. Due to the pandemic, there’s a serious shortage of animal doctors coupled with the amount of animals adopted over that time it’s leading to a problem. Robot dogs are the only answer to this problem.

Read more at Axios.

Awkward! Nobody at Jeopardy caught that a question about the two nations was in a recent episode might seem insensitive or strange in light of the current situation.

This didn’t happen when Alec was alive.

Read more at Hollywood Reporter

Russia’s media control division announced, “On March 4, 2022, a decision was made to block access to the Facebook network (owned by Meta Platforms, Inc.) in the Russian Federation,” the translated version of the announcement reads. Russia has been increasingly limiting access to social media and shutting down what remained of its independent press since its invasion of Ukraine last week.”

The rest of us did that seven years ago.

Read more at Vice.

The Seahawks declined an offer to trade Russell Wilson for multiple first-round picks from the Commanders.

Nobody would want to pay in Washington. Would rather play in Kyiv.

Read more at NY Post.

Charles Barkley said Aaron Rodgers is “the pretty girl that you gotta tell her she’s pretty every day. He’s that girl, “Oh, I don’t look good today? I told you five days in a row you look good. I gotta tell you every day apparently.”

Aaron, your hair looks so nice today. All the other girls are jealous of you.

Read more at SI.

Mike Florio insists that the 49ers will bench Trey Lance in favor of retired 45 year old Tom Brady. The writer/pundit will not drop the idea. He’s convinced.

This is the summer of 45

Read more at SFGate

Mike Florio (@ProFootballTalk) absolutely thinks that we'll see Tom Brady playing again… possibly for the #Niners. He put a pie to the face bet on it with @PaulPabst this morning. pic.twitter.com/xEcaRmR838

— Dan Patrick Show (@dpshow) March 1, 2022

A source close to Pete told the media that Pete isn’t feeling threatened at all by Kanye or his music video, in fact he found it hilarious. “He finds the fact that Kanye included a cartoon version of him in his music video hysterical,” the source said. “He is almost flattered by it all because it is so ridiculous to him.” But Pete hasn’t been seen at SNL since January.

Why don’t you two ditch Kim and get a room.

Read more at ET Online

The Batman is opening huge with what looks like a $120 million haul.

Now Robert Pattinson has his next five movie locked up.

Read more at THR.

This week, Tomei called up Pete Davidson and asked if he had gotten paid for his work on King of Staten Island. She said she never received her check. “Marisa Tomei was 100 percent paid for the movie. In fact, she was paid upfront, over a million dollars,” a source told Page Six. “She’s clearly confused.”
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Read more at Page Six.

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Poehler says she was heavily influenced by Ms. Ball, and used Lucy and Desi’s lives to mirror society in Lucy and Desi, now streaming on Amazon.

Hey Aaron Sorkin. Watch this! It’s actually funny.

Read more at yahoo.

Rapper Jack Harlow has been cast in the remake which is getting the fast track treatment.

FOX plans to do a similar movie. Black Men Can’t Vote.

Read more at IGN.

Cera has a baby, and none of us knew it. But now Amy Schumer told the world. “Michael has a baby too,” she said in an interview for her Life and Beth series. ‘I just outed him, I just outed his baby.’No other details were given other than Cera saying he’s right at the beginning of it .

Ushering in an era of baby reveals instead of gender reveals….

Read more at metro.co.

“But with Batman, I’ve always interpreted Batman as being quite separate from every other superhero, it’s just kind of the legacy of the movies. As far as I can remember, that seemed like the first superhero movie which really felt very very different.” he said.

Pattison, star of The Batman, said Batman is seperate from all other super heros.

He’s separate because it doesn’t matter who plays him in a movie.

Read more at MSN.

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