The new Jeopardy schedule was just announced, revealing that “Ken Jennings will be back on March 10, and then he will continue the rest of his syndicated run, which will take us through April 28. Then Mayim will take over on May 1, and she’ll take us all the way through the summer.” Jeopardy fans on Twitter are not happy with the schedule, wanting either no Mayim or at least less Mayim.

They won’t be happy until they get Chatbot Alex Trebek.

Read more at NY Post

The newest Emerson poll shows that Trump has a gargantuan lead over potential opponent Ron DeSantis for the GOP nomination.

We all know that the only poll they pay attention to in Florida is a stripper pole.

Read more at Mediaite.

The European Space Agency wants to give the moon a time zone so we can all figure out once and for all- what time it is on the moon. So now there’s a joint international effort to make a decision about this oh so important issue.

It’s whatever time it is for the person you are talking to on earth. Duh.

Read more at MSN

Insiders told TMZ that the rumors that Brady wants to give stand up comedy a shot are totally bogus. But he is thinking of crossing paths with comedy on Netflix…..as the subject of an upcoming Netflix Roast.

In other news, Rich Vos will not be playing QB for any NFL team.

Read more at TMZ

A groundskeeper who spent his career being responsible for the preparation of the field for a long list of Super Bowl games says the field at this years Bowl was a mess that could have been avoided. He said the field was overwatered, and not left to dry out. He said he could tell the field was starting to decay and rot. Additionally, “He sanded it two weeks too late,” Toma said. “He had only one sanding. He should have had two or three sandings, but he didn’t do s—. And that was it. And not only that, he didn’t take care of it. He wouldn’t listen to anybody.”

What was your clue? The mud?

Read more at ESPN

The story goes, that Tom’s ten year old snuck onto his phone and posted on his Instagram about her cat, Viv.

Oh Tom, and we always thought you were an absent dad. But now we see how close you are with your daughter.

Read more at Page Six

NFL TV pioneer Irv Cross was the first black full time sports analyst on national television. Before that he was a two time pro bowl back for the Eagles. And now, two years after his death, his family revealed that a post mortem study on his brain revealed he had the most severe form of CTE.

It’s hard to get good treatment when the only diagnosis is death.

Read more at inquirer.

Doctors have determined there is no hope for Tom Sizemore after he suffered a stroke and a brain aneurysm and his family is now making end of care decisions.

If it means anything he lived longer than most of us thought he would .

Read more at LA Times.

The company reported $113 million in earnings in just the last three months of 2022, showing a 17% revenue increase and a strong future for audio only programming.

Then why don’t they change their name to iheartpodcasts?

Read more at THR

Not only is Shakira diss-tracking her ex boyfriend, soccer star Gerard Pique, she’s also going after his current squeeze. “There is this quote… that I love, and it says, ‘There is a special place in hell for women who don’t support women,” she said.

You literally could have half the planet. Move on. Pete Davidson should be available in a few months.

Read more at foxnews.

A found footage horror movie called The Outwaters is allegedly causing viewers to set off heart warnings on their apple watch, and sending others running out of the theater vomiting. The synopsis refers to the film as a mind bending trip through terror.

Okay, but there’s also a stomach virus going around.

Read more at NY Post.

Rolling Stones says the new Hulu series following up on Part 1 is Mel Brooks meets Nick Kroll, which basically means Mel Brooks idea, Nick Kroll’s writing.

Sounds like a nightmare.

Read more at Rolling Stone

Watch this video of a record breaking auction for a Monet painting, that goes from $45 to $115 million in the blink of an eye.

Wow that’s a lot of monet

If you ever wanted to see what too much money looks like, you found it pic.twitter.com/NFuTWmfAhj

— Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll) February 28, 2023

A study found that older people who spend time regularly in a park or outdoors in nature live longer, live happier and are healthier.

And then they come home and bitch about Jeopardy.

Read more at studyfinds.