Sunday March 22: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES

 



Real Dolls Taking Advantage Of Current Corona Situation

You can’t catch Covid from a sex doll so why not splurge. It’ll make you orgasm a lot more than a Peloton.

Read more at nypost.com.



SPORTS & CELEBS



Celebrities Don’t Have Shit to Do

The Atlantic has brought up that celebrities really are lost in this new world we find ourselves living in and they’re striking out left and right. Maybe they can start an unboxing YouTube channel.

Read more at theatlantic.com.



The Ocho Is Back On ESPN

ESPN has decided to bring back the Ocho airing cornhole, axe throwing, stone skipping and a bunch of other non sport sports. Online checkers needs to make a comeback, ASAP.

Read more at espn.com.


Redskins Owner Dan Snyder Does Good Thing For First Time In Life

The Redskins are turning their facility into a Coronavirus testing area, doing their part to help. Next, Dan should turn his mega yacht into a mobile hospital.



Singer Ari Lennox Can’t Control Herself When Lakeith Stanfield Asked Her Out on IG Live

She couldn’t tell if those were butterflies in her stomach or the aches from Corona.



Meet Marvel’s New Super Heros Snowflake and SafeSpace

Marvel introduced non-binary character called Snowflake, Snowflake also has a twin named Safespace who can create pink forcefields. The pair of psychic powered twins are ‘woke’ and ‘hyper-aware of modern culture’. Their first goal is to help Spider-Man finally realize his true feelings and become Spider-Them.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.



Kanye and Kim’s Full Call With Taylor Swift From 2016 Was Leaked

In 2016 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian released a video that made it seem Taylor Swift was totally cool with the line “I feel like me and Taylor Could Still Have Sex Cuz I Made That Bitch Famous”. The line being debated was “I made that bitch famous” and she denied ever hearing it. Now a new video has surfaced that clearly shows Kanye did not read her the full line. Who would have ever guessed that Taylor Swift would be in a decade long hip hop feud?

Read more at fox.com.



GOING VIRAL



Couple Denied Hoarding Mountain Dew

A Kentucky couple tried to buy 32 cases of Mountain Dew but were denied under Corona Virus rationing rules. If the Covid doesn’t get them, heart disease will.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.



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