Set for March 25th, the first official Trump rally for his 2024 campaign will take place in Waco, Texas, most famous as the place where David Koresh led the Branch Davidian cult.

This makes sense, because Mar A Lago is kind of the new Waco.

Read More at apnews.

23 years after 9/11, TMZ is about to debut a doc about “The Fifth Plane” with testimony from pilots, flight attendants and others who firmly believe that a flight leaving JFK that morning was supposed to be the fifth deadly plane during the 9/11 attacks.

I’m watching this, it better not be bullshit.

Read more at tmz.

Reacting to the news that Trump would be indicted and arrested, Musk tweeted, “If this happens, Trump will be re-elected in a landslide victory.”

Well Elon you’ve been right about everything so far right?

Read more at Independent

Bankruptcy court papers revealed that Sam Bankman’s company owes Margaritaville 600k and they have an unpaid DoorDash tab around $400,000 too.

Margaritaville might be a little too chill.

Read more at NY Post.

There’s something you don’t see every day. At least not anymore.

Good to see Dice is back.

Read more at mediaite.

There have been several shocking upsets in this weekend’s first and second round games of the NCAA finals, but the one that broke March Madness brackets everywhere was the shocking 16 seed Fairleigh Dickinson University win over 1 seed Purdue. In fact, every single bracket tracked by the NCAA is donezo.

It was fun while it lasted.

Read more at NY Post

The Arizona Cardinals are the only players in the entire NFL that get charged for their meals eaten at work.

That must be why they play like they skipped a meal

Read more at Barstool

Kenny Smith isn’t buying what Charles Barkley is selling. Charles claims in his day, you cleaned your Jersey by showering in it. “When I first got to the NBA, we flew commercial,” Barkley said. “So when you played the night before and flew the next morning, when was you exactly gonna get your uniform cleaned? You had to wash your uniform yourself! So after the game, when you got to your room, you took a shower in your uniform, and dried it, and dropped it off on the commercial airline the next day,” he said.

Charles is the richest homeless person ever.

Read more at mediaite.

Green Bay Hall of Famer LeRoy Butler wants the Jets to know that they’re aren’t going to the Super Bowl with or without Rodgers, and in fact, he says they won’t even win half their games. But he’s also glad to see him go, and thanked the Jets for giving him a home.

Aaron’s not leaving a lot of friends back in Green Bay.

Read more at TMZ

Goodburger fans are about to get excited because Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell have signed on to do a Good Burger sequel movie. Dexter and Del will reunite in modern day and go back to doing what they do best.

This is the greatest news, said no one.

Read more at Deadline

Still feel like I could beat him.

Business Insider picked 15 great phrases that they think we should adopt, steal incorporate, call it what you want.

They left out, “uh oh I think my liver just exploded.”

Read more at business insider.

Regional Foods on Twitter continues to discover weird and gross regional delicacies across the US. Like the Colorado Slopper, the St. Louis Slinger, and Wisconsin’s Cannibal Sandwich.

if any of these were any good they wouldn’t be just regional.

Read more at digg.

A study found that when it comes to searching the internet, nobody is more polite than the state of Montana, where they even use the word please to search google.

Until it comes to women’s rights.

Read more at study finds.

https://studyfinds.org/most-polite-states/

A new study says living above 4500 feet is good for your health with lower levels of metabolic disease occurring among those living the high life. Yeah the hikes are great, but so is the atmosphere.

Except we just found out there’s centuries of sneezes there.

Read more at studyfinds.