If you need a smile, “Could Be Edith H” suggests calling (707) 998-8410 which she says provides prerecorded words of encouragement from kindergartners.

Dunno, sounds more like a sting operation.

for anyone that might need a smile today –
call (707) 998-8410 and listen to pre-recorded words of encouragement from kindergartners.
It’s a project from a school in the Bay Area ♥️🥰

— problematic, (@couldbeedithh) March 10, 2022

Lots of meth users have found each other online on Zoom, Facebook and Reddit and they get high together there. Now you never need to think you’re hearing voices cuz it’s just Zoom.

Read more at NBC News.

Due to the rising cost of, well, everything FritoLay is now putting five less Dorito’s in each bag. Time to feed the fam some Kirkland brand cheese dust triangles instead.

Read more at the Free Beacon.

The wives of men in prison have their own corner of Tik Tok where they connect and commiserate. If only their husbands could get more burner phones smuggled in.

Read more at input mag.

College students hospitalized for overdosing on cocaine laced with fentanyl included several West Point Cadets. Four young people were said to be using the drug and the others were sickened when they attempted to help.

How could anybody handle Florida without fentanyl

Read more at ABC

KTLA reporter Gene Kang proved that Hoover Street really is one of the most dangerous streets in Los Angeles, when a hit and run took place behind him while he was on the air.

Oh god please don’t make your next report about drownings.

CRASH WHILE REPORTING ON CRASH: KTLA reporter Gene Kang was reporting on a deadly hit-and-run collision in South Los Angeles when he was interrupted by a car wreck. For more: https://t.co/tZDuoG3BPQ #8NN pic.twitter.com/AtgL6pwCDg

— 8 News Now (@8NewsNow) March 12, 2022

One of the greatest NFL players of all time of the NFL went to check out Man U play, and got to witness one of the greatest premiere league players of all time perform a hat trick. Brady gave Christian Ronaldo a standing O and then went down to see him on the field after the game.

Is this the GOAT of meet cutes? Hell yeah.

Read more at NY Post.

Legends @Cristiano @TomBrady pic.twitter.com/B7tQOIIpLZ

— Alison Bender (@alibendertv) March 12, 2022

During Smackdown, wrestler Big E landed on his head during a Suplex move. He was taken to the hospital where he said that he can move his digits, but says doctors told him he broke his neck.

Or did he?

Read more at TMZ

Prayers up for Big E mane! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/KsEwOxQJCc

— J.B. #SportsTalkJB (@young_ent_) March 12, 2022

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The actress, known in her younger days for being in peak fitness condition is starring in the upcoming movie “Everything Everywhere at Once” and said in an Instagram post that she’s refused to conceal her actual shape in any way. No procedures, no body shaping clothing, she isn’t even sucking in her gut. It’s all her and its all out there. “I very specifically decided to relinquish and release every muscle I had that I used to clench to hide the reality. That was my goal. I have never felt more free creatively and physically.”

Jamie, if I wanted to see that, I’d just go to my sisters house.

Read more at Page Six.

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When asked by the Daily Mail about his controversial comments about the movie Power of the Dog, Sam Elliott said, ‘What are you talking about?’ I don’t know anything about it.’

Okaaaay, Uncle Leo. We’ve seen this game played before.

Read more at Daily Mail.

25 year old Halley Bieber was having stroke like symptoms while having breakfast last week. A trip to the hospital uncovered a small clot in her brain which caused her to be deprived of oxygen briefly. But doctors say she passed the clot on her own, and she’s recovered.

When your dad is Stevie Baldwin, and you marry Justin Bieber, your blood pressure has to be through the roof.

Read more at The Daily Beast

After Kim posted an official IG photo of her and Pete together, Khloe wrote back, Adore this!

Uh Oh Pete, might be time to stop this thing.

Read more at E Online

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A new book out this week tells the story of the Zappos CEO Tony Hseih who died in 2021. Singer Jewel wrote a letter to Tony Hseih a month before his death, telling him he was in trouble. Three months later, the tech guru was dead.

So that’s what she’s doing now.

Read more at NY Post

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What a waste of track that could be used to beat up someone’s little brother.

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The other two are doing edibles

Read more at The Sun.