In a sarcastic Truth Social Post, Trump called for “crooked” Joe Biden to move forward and stay in the race, using the same energy he brought to the Debate. And he said Biden can work on making China great again.

For once, we get his joke.

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It’s known as Billionaire Isle and the list of tenants is a rich mans rolodex. But sellers are dropping prices, and it may be because the ground below many homes is eroding, fast. Nantucket isn’t the only seaside town where erosion is nibbling away at its shores. Homes are being whisked out to sea in Outer Banks, NC, tumbling off cliffs in Dana Point, CA, and turning into shark bait in Dauphin Island, AL.

I feel so bad for rich people.

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The Philadelphia 76ers grabbed free agent Caleb Martin.

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Houston Astros rookie Joey Loperfido made one hell of a catch, despite that the ball went right through his glove. It bounced off his glove, without hitting the wall and he snagged the ball in his bare hand before it hit the ground.

We’re getting closer and closer to the Matrix all the time.

Read more at huffpost.

Nike founder Phil Knight wants the University of Oregon to win a national championship in college football before he dies. He is supposedly funding an incredible recruiting run with unlimited NIL money.

This is so much better than owning a team. And cheaper.

Read more at brobible.

Dave Portnoy says a woman confronted him on Nantucket Island, and blamed him for a Twitter attack years ago that left her getting harassed. He says he tried to ignore her, and get his food, when she shrieked alleging he assaulted her. He says she’s a lunatic, she says he’s a liar and she has witnesses.

Looks like another one for the L column sue.

Read more at Daily Mail

His name is Derek Blasbourg and he’s a “professional friend” to Hollywood. So what happened that had him running out of Gwenyth’s Hamptons cottage. Apparently he had an explosive incident in the guest cottage.

Oh shit.

Read more at variety

42 years after the death of her husband, John Belushi’s widow has died at the age of 73.

Either Chevy or Bill Murray is next.

Read more at Deadline

Page Six says the investigation into Matthew Perry’s death is going to lead to busts, charges, and a lot of light shed on Hollywood drug dealing.

A kid upstate dies and nothing but a beloved celebrity dies and youre fucked.

If you’re a drug dealer don’t ever sell to a celeb.

Read more at pagesix.

Nothing like fireworks on tv.

Read more at THR

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