The man who attacked NY Gubenatorial candidate Lee Zeldin has now been charged with a federal felony charge after many called for more serious charges to be levied against him. The accused attacked zeldin with a sharp plastic keychain, but says he had no idea who he had attacked.

He’s basically charged with assault with a belt buckle.

Read more at NPR

In Des Moines when they cut to the local weather, a graphic said Hello Des Moines, This is your weather, My N****ers.

Forecast is, you’re fired

Read more at ftvlive.

The Weather Channel confirms this graphic accidentally made it on air in the Des Moines market on Thursday during a "Locals on the 8s" segment. I've blurred it, but I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it said. pic.twitter.com/hDVcomawGp

— Matthew Keys (@MatthewKeysLive) July 22, 2022

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Yankees are asking about Soto, and the Angels want Ohtani with ten days to go until the MLB trade deadline.

Don’t get attached to anybody unless you live in New York or Los Angeles and definitely not if you live in Anaheim.

Read more at CBS Sports

Alt helmets mean more merch money so the Eagles showed off this year’s black helmet, and soon after Fly Eagles Fly was trending.

The way they played last year they should be dressing for a funeral.

Read more at bleedinggreennation.

First full look at the #Eagles new black helmets for the upcoming season. Thoughts? 👀🔥 pic.twitter.com/dJMrDjq6kE

— Eagles Nation (@PHLEaglesNation) July 22, 2022

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Cannon talked with a sex therapist on YouTube about his procreation behavior. He said his personal therapist calls his practices, consensual non monogamy. ‘It’s funny, we use the term ‘open monogamy’ but one of my therapists coined what I do as consensual non-monogamy because to even pretend like I’m in a monogamous relationship, that would be misleading, because as we know monogamy defines one thing,’

We’re shocked even one person wants to have sex with him.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Daly City thanked comedian Jo Koy for his love and support of the city after he based his movie, Easter Sunday on the community.

He lost Chelsea Handler but look what he’s gained?

Time to change his name to Jo Key.

Read more at sfgate.

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Emma Hemming Wilis is teaching dad Bruce some dance moves to Lizzo’s About Damn Time.

Bruce Willis is one Ritz Cracker box away from turning into Regarding Henry .

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Bad weather in North Dakota forced the cancellation of a Kid Rock Show after his opening act, Night Ranger, played for over two hours. The crowd was pissed.

Could have been worse. He could have shown up.

Read more at TMZ

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This guy harassed some petsmart employees because he didn’t like the Pride Flag displayed in the store and got promptly thrown out for being a cunt.

He would have been fine with a proud boy flag.

Read more and watch the video at mediaite.

Yeah you can stand on either side of the plate but that doesn’t mean you can hit from either side.

#佐賀 大会 準決勝
🆚#東明館 × #有田工
有田工、3回裏 8番・山口洸
1球ごとに右打席と左打席を入れ替えるスイッチヒッター！
執念の出塁！ #バーチャル高校野球 でライブ中継中❗️

📲💻PC・スマホで視聴する▼https://t.co/b6vu58Pk51#高校野球 #地方大会 pic.twitter.com/k7aJR2JCot

— バーチャル高校野球 (@asahi_koshien) July 23, 2022

This poor little guy has to go to the vet after he stole and ate his owners weed stash.

Why aren’t you playing the Allman Brothers for him on the way to the vet?

1840. pic.twitter.com/IlfReg8iNA

— clay – bcs brainrot (@_claypot) July 22, 2022

Hey if this guy can do it, you can too.

1838. me pic.twitter.com/IQ7WcsttVv

— clay – bcs brainrot (@_claypot) July 21, 2022

Biting your nails can boost your immunity, chewing gum can help your memory. Slouching is good for your joints. Peeing in the shower is good for your feet.

Great. Let me know when you get the positive news on doing coke and binging porn.

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