Disney World has reopened and it seems a huge mistake they haven’t made giant masks for all the characters walking around in.

Read more at nbcnews.com.

Wayfair denied that they’re running a child sex trafficking ring in the most obvious PR statement ever. This will do nothing to stop the conspiracy heads from looking for signs that aren’t really there.

Read more at businessinsider.com.

If you’re brave enough to jump on a flight to get out the country, the New York Times has put a list together of those nations ballsy enough to let an American in. Lucky for Americans flight prices should be in the gutter.

Read more at nytimes.com.

Mitt Romney is horrified that Trump pardoned his guy Stone and said it’s “Historically Corrupt”

Sounds like Mittens wants to hunt a witch.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Unprecedented, historic corruption: an American president commutes the sentence of a person convicted by a jury of lying to shield that very president.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) July 11, 2020

This is must watch. How clueless is this dude’s security that this many people could sneak upon him?

Exit stage left. Stage right, even

Mayor Fischer was ran out of his press conference this morning 👀

This comes after a lawsuit by Breonna Taylor’s family's attorneys alleging the search warrant that was issued for her house originated as part of a LMPD effort to aid in the gentrification of Black neighborhoods. pic.twitter.com/hGWLPcrxgp

— Quintez Brown (@quintez_brown) July 10, 2020

The dentist who hunted and killed Cecil The Lion is still hunting and was recently pictured bagging up an endangered ram in Mongolia. Now one of the first guys to get canceled has a chance to get canceled again.

Read more at nypost.com.

Peter Bart is an old white guy who is upset that old white guys are getting canceled

What are the odds?

1 : 1.

Read more at deadline.

Tucker Carlson’s head writer has left the show, after racist sexist internet comments were unearthed and brought to light. The writer, writer, Blake Neff was posting under a pseudonym on an online message board. Posts included:

“Black doods staying inside playing Call of Duty is probably one of the biggest factors keeping crime down.”

“Would u let a JET BLACK congo n****er do lasik eye surgery on u for 50% off?” “I wouldn’t get LASIK from an Asian for free, so no.”

The real question of the story: how were they able to tell his secret racist posts from what he used to put on Tucker’s teleprompter?

Read more at cnn.com.

The band Great White played to a packed audience in the middle of a global pandemic. It was an outdoor concert but it was free, and pretty packed with no masks and no social distancing.

Hey Great White… do you have something personally against your fans?

Read more at variety.com.

Jada Pinkett first denied the affair and now admits it and kind of blames it on codependency and Will nods like he has Stockholm syndrome.

Oh shit this is better than any movie they’ve ever done.

Read more at tmz.com.

You know who is excited that Weakest Link is coming back? No one. At all.

Weakest Show would be a better title.

Read more at consequenceofsound.net.

Would you want a cup with a built in straw that has a place for your snacks at the top ? No !!?

You sound thin.

Read more at snackeez.com.