Sunday January 8 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 8, 2023

SUNDAY 1.8

NEWS STORIES

John Bolton Says He's Running in 2024

Bolton will challenge his former boss Donald Trump for the GOP nomination in 2024.”‘I think Trump’s support within the party itself is in terminal decline,” he said.

Wish it were Michael Bolton. He’s got a better shot.

Congressional Rep Wants Everyone to Know She Don't Give a Fuck

Katie Porter, a member of Congress who represents a California District was filmed enjoying her time during the Speaker of the House fiasco reading a book.

After watching this its clear none of them give a fuck.

Russia Claims They Shot Down a UFO on Video

According to a Twitter account, the Russian military shot down an unidentified flying object- possibly alien, over Rostov last week.

They can’t even shoot down a Ukrainian Flying Object.

Ram eTruck Generates Excitement, While Teslas Not So Much

Critics are calling Tesla’s new cybertruck unveiled last month outdated, while Ram’s new Revolution is being described as “sleek, futuristic, and unlike trucks today.”

It’s hard to keep up when you’re busy giving out blue checks.

Bank VP Peed on a Plane Passenger?

The Wells Fargo VP of Operations for India has been dismissed from his position after he urinated on an elderly woman in business class on Air India.

She was pissed on, then she was pissed off that she got pissed on.

Did Prince Harry Kill 25 in Afghanistan?

In his new memoir, Spare, Harry claims to have killed 25 enemy fighters while in Afghanistan. “It wasn’t a statistic that filled me with pride but nor did it leave me ashamed. When I found myself plunged in the heat and confusion of combat I didn’t think of those 25 as people. They were chess pieces removed from the board. Bad people eliminated before they could kill good people.”

Now he’s wiping out the royal family

SPORTS

Sean Payton Headed to the Denver?

The Denver Broncos have received permission to interview Sean Payton for a possible Head Coach job. He stepped down as coach for the Saints last year.

Shitty QB and no draft picks who wouldn’t want to go there?

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

The Globes are Back

After taking a little time off to handle concerns about the Foreign Press lacking diversity, the Golden Globes are returning to their live broadcast this year. But some are concerned that their attempts at reform are too little and the return are too soon.

They have a long way to go to regain that trust in an award that nobody cares about.

Billy Idol is Getting a Starn

Rocker Billy Idol will be honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “It really is crazy to find myself getting an award like this, or being honored in this way,” Idol said.

Where did he get 40 gs?

Gasp! The Joker is Pregnant?

There’s a lot of pearl clutching going on since the news dropped that features a storyline where the Joker is pregnant. It stems from a wizard’s curse gone wrong. Needless to say, certain groups are upset, and see this as a “trans” issue which they feel has no place in their beloved comic books.

How shocking that a sacred villain drawn in crayon has an impossible physical condition.

Now Streaming! Johnny Dangerously

The cult classic Michael Keaton comedy about a mobster has not been available on any streaming platforms, but that’s all changed now.

My mother tried streaming that, once. Once.

Lead Singer Arrested in NYC on Gun Charges

Matt Schultz fronts a band called Cage the Elephant was spotted carrying a handgun around the Bowery Hotel. Police were called, and found multiple loaded unregistered guns in his possession.

New name of the band will be Cage the Lead Singer

VIRAL & TRENDING

New Yorkers Prefer One Flavor Bagel Over All Others

The head of H&H Bagels says that New Yorkers choose the plain bagel over all others by a wide margin. Sesame and Cinnamon raisin are second and third choice and the rest barely even matter.

So….bagel flavored?