Trump made a bizarre speech where he was really upset about magnets being used instead of steam in aircraft carriers. He said he could end magnets with just a glass of water.

Can’t you just save the magnets with a roll of paper towels?

Read more at mediate

The new video shows capitol rioters threatening to hang senators and do whatever it takes to get inside.

Never wished for a guy to pull the trigger as much as this video.

George Washington, JFK, and several members of the star trek cast are just a few of the deceased whose remains will journey to the moon. It’s being proclaimed a permanent memorial.

This is going to make it really tough to visit their graves.

Read more at NY Post.

All of Alaska Air’s planes and a number of other Boeing planes have been grounded after a gaping hole appeared 20 minutes into an Alaska Air flight.

it’s not so much the plane it’s the mushrooms.

Read more at Fox Business

It’s been said that Bill Clinton stormed into the offices of Vanity Fair demanding that a story about Epstein and young girls be killed. But now we know it was actually Epstein who came in making threats.

Obviously. Why would Clinton risk his own nuts?

Read more at mediaite.

The Palace is 2300 years old and was also where Alexander the Great was crowned. The restoration took 16 years.

It also was the drive in where Olivia Newton john broke up with John Travolta.

Read more at yahoo.

Jets players voted Aaron Rodgers the most inspirational member of the team.

He’s literally trump and the jets are the GOP

Read more at ESPN

Ever since Joe Flacco started winning games for the Browns, people started buying his Jerseys to the tune of a 400% increase in sales.

its not so hard to be up 400% when you only sold one before.

Read more at TMZ

Lebron wants Bronny to join him playing for the Lakers right now, which lead reddit to ask, will they shower together?

Yeah they will because there’s no reason they would be turned on to each other.

Thank you Reddit pic.twitter.com/gbagnGIyz6

— Riley Collins (@rileycollins__) January 5, 2024

A year ago Kevin Smith purchased his childhood movie theater in Red Bank NJ, but he says business is in the toilet and now he needs to hold a fundraiser to keep it afloat.

Maybe people would show up if you quit showing Kevin Smith movies.

Read more at NY Post.

Foster has hired Gen Z and she just can’t believe how little work they’re willing to do, and how they feel they’ve been put upon when asked to spell check their work.

“They’re like: ‘Nah, I’m not feeling it today, I’m gonna come in at 10.30am.’ Or in emails, I’ll tell them: ‘This is all grammatically incorrect, did you not check your spelling?’ And they’re like: ‘Why would I do that, isn’t that kind of limiting?’”

You’re literally the last person to realize this.

Read more at NY Post

Caddyshack star Cindy Morgan was found dead by her roommate.

If it was her roommate why did it take her 3 weeks?

Read more at TMZ

Upset people are speculating about Taylors sexuality.

Harding, why don’t you knock off the bullshit and get to the point.

Read more at CNN

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