Sunday January 29 Daily Links

Published by The Editor at January 29, 2023

SUNDAY 1.29

NEWS STORIES

Pelosi Assaulter Calls Local News From Jail

“I have an important message for everyone in America,” David DePape told the local Fox affiliate. “You’re welcome.” He went on to apologize for messing up. “I’m so sorry I didn’t get more of them. It’s my own fault. No one else is to blame. I should have come better prepared.”

Someone’s got a shot at being VP……

Mike Pence Takes Responsibility for Having Govt Docs

“Let me be clear: Those classified documents should not have been in my personal residence,” Pence said at Florida International University, where he was talking about the economy and promoting his new book, “So Help Me God.” “Mistakes were made, and I take full responsibility.”

This is the reason you’ll never be president. This doesn’t seem very presidential.

Proud Boys Are Trying to Get Trump to Testify

A group of five defendants are planning to subpoena Donald Trump to testify as a witness in their trials for seditious conspiracy related to their roles in the January 6 insurrection. Other judges in other cases have denied attempts to subpoena PTrump. But their are some indications the request could possibly be granted in this case.

Be careful what you wish for.

Proud Boys Are Trying to Get Trump to Testifyn

Be careful what you wish for.

Bear in Colorado Posed for 400 Selfies

The bear kept returning to a trail camera and appeared to be posing for pics.

And he still couldn’t get one decent one.

Miami Mayor Wants to Run for the Big Seat

During his “state of the city” speech, Francis Suarez seemed to drop some hints that he wants to run for President in 2024.

Did he mention mascara?

SPORTS

Mom and Dad Kelce Can't Make Both Games This Weekend

What do you do when both your sons are playing in the NFL Championship in back to back games on different sides of the country? You choose one. The Kelce’s will be attending Jason Kelce’s game in Philly this weekend and skipping Travis’s later game in Kansas City because there isn’t enough time to attend both.

So they picked their favorite son.

mNBA Champ Ejected From His Sons Game

Robert Horry screamed “You Suck” at Refs during his son’s game at a Los Angeles private school and was removed from the gym.

This guy’s got seven rings so he must know what he’s talking about.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Julia Fox Says She's Sorry She Didn't Know What Mascara Meant

A tiktoker created a post about being sexually assaulted– using the word Mascara as code for sex. “Gave a girl mascara, and it must have been so good that she decided that her and her friend should both try it without my consent.” Fox took it at face value and commented “Idk why but I don’t feel bad for u lol.” and now she had to apologize after it was all explained to her.

The moral of the story is never comment on mascara.

Colbert Joke Pisses Off Theater Community

The Late Show host was trying to mock the proud boys but many who work in theater felt the joke also insulted the star of Aladdin on Broadway and implied that there is a lack of masculinity in theater.

Let’s cancel him.

Christina Ricci Asks Academy Not to Take Away Riseborough Nomination

“Seems hilarious that the ‘surprise nomination’ (meaning tons of money wasn’t spent to position this actress) of a legitimately brilliant performance is being met with an investigation,” Ricci wrote on social media about the Academy’s decision to review her nomination. “So it’s only the films and actors that can afford the campaigns that deserve recognition? Feels elitist and exclusive and frankly very backward to me. If it’s taken away shame on them.”

Mike Lindell must be involved.

Alan Cumming Doesn't Want His OBE

Cuming has returned his Officer of the British Empire (OBE) award because he wants to sever ties with the British Empire’s toxicity. He received the honor 14 years ago.

That aught to turn things around.

Surprise Pam Anderson Your Ex is Leaving You Ten Mill

Batman producer Jon Peters told Variety, “I will always love Pamela, always in my heart. As a matter of fact, I left her $10 million in my will. And she doesn’t even know that. Nobody knows that. I’m just saying it for the first time with you. I probably shouldn’t be saying it. So that’s for her, whether she needs it or not.”

She knows now.

Rolling Stones Working on a New Album

For the first time since 2005, the Stones are in the studio putting together a new album. They expect to release it this summer.

The first single is “i can’t get no…good digestion”

Tara Reid Asks Jennifer Coolidge to Step Up.....

….And get Tara a job. Reid says since Coolidge is so powerful now after her White Lotus performance, she should push for another American Pie sequel, which of course would get Tara a gig.

Tara had made the statement while on her break at Starbucks.

Somebody Renewed Somebody Feed Phil for a 7th Season

Phil Rosenthal has been given the green light for yet another season of this traveling and eating series, “Somebody Feed Phil” which airs on Netflix.

We all love Phil, but hasn’t he eaten enough?

Shooting will begin once his gout clears up.

Harrison Ford Talks About His Move to TV

Ford is currently co-starring or at least headlining a new Apple TV + tv series. Shrinking stars Ford and Jason Segal along with a great supporting cast. He spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about the move to tv.

You were a movie star for 5 decades and now you’re streaming. I’d keep it to myself.