No sociology? Good luck with all the thetans then.

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An 10 year old boy climbed into the shark tank with scuba gear at the Bahamas Atlantic Hotel and he got bit by the shark, filling the tank with blood while his parents watched from outside the tank?

What are the odds of something like this happening? Oh that high, huh?

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Lisa Rubin scolded George Conway after he commented on Donald Trump attorney Alina Habba. “I was gonna tweet ‘silicone doesn’t make you smart’ in response to something on here but I thought better of it and didn’t do it and I’m not gonna say whom it was about,” he wrote.

Someone better put a leash on that Conway.

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After pro-Palestinian demonstrators targeted his home with flags and chants. Fetterman stood defiantly on his roof waving an Israeli flag.

The one ally that jews seem to have and he was just dipping his chips in clorox.

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Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas, will set sail for the first time on Saturday out of a Miami port. It’s 1,200 feet long, with 20 decks, and can hold nearly 10,000 people including passengers and crew. Six waterslides and seven pools, including the largest pool at sea andthe largest ice skating rink at sea.

I wouldn’t put one of those in my bathtub.

Read more at NY Post.

Christopher Stultz faked being disabled and collected about $660 grand over that time period. Christopher Stultz, 49, pleaded guilty Thursday to making false statements to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those crazy kids.

Read more at NY Post.

South Carolina’s 76–70 win over LSU officially averaged 1.56 million viewers, topping the NBA’s matchup between the Boston Celtics and Miami Heat on TNT at the same time, which only averaged 1.38 million viewers, according to Sports Media Watch.

We’ve come a long way baby.

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“I got caught up in the magic of ‘Bills Mafia’. It is, it is electric,” Jason told his brother Travis earlier this week during their podcast. “The energy, the shenanigans, and I’m, like, I gotta have my shirt off at some point,” he added. “And I didn’t get to do it beforehand…and I can’t just take my shirt off in the box — like, who takes their shirt off in the box?…So I’m, like — you know what? — I’m taking my shirt off, and I’m jumping out of this box…This is how my mind works after 40 Miller Lite.”

Something to be proud of.

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Samuel was a “full go today” at practice and will not be restricted to play in Sunday’s NFC championship game when the 49ers take on the Detroit Lions.

Bye bye Detroit.

Read more at SI.com

oh come on we can’t imagine vince not following rules.

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The Georgetown-Providence basketball game Saturday got crazy with fans lining up as early as 7am to get into the game. They were so anxious to get in that a big fight broke out with trampling and injuries a plenty.

Just assign the seats. Problem solved.

Read more at TMZ

Elle King’s Dolly Parton tribute went SO wrong that she’s had to postpone her own tour to deal with the backlash.

Her dad loves to come to her concerts sit in the back and yell you can do it!

Read more at eonline.

Leno’s wife Mavis is suffering from Alheimer’s disease according to TMZ and Leno has had to take steps to form a conservatorship over her estate and finances.

Letterman wishes he could forget Jay Leno.

Read more at TMZ

Chris Young was arrested for disorderly conduct, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest in Nashville, but prosecutors are dropping the charges. “After a review of all the evidence in this case, the Office of the District Attorney has determined that these charges will be dismissed,” Glenn R. Funk, the Nashville district attorney, said in a statement.

Sounds like a great name for his next album. Charges Dropped.

Read more at NY Times

You can’t search for Taylor Swift on X anymore and if you’re upset you can blame the jerks that made the AI deepfake porn pics of the pop star.

Hi free speech.

Read more at TMZ.

What’s the most overpriced for the return in NYC? Over 40% of those polled said its the Hamptons. The Empire State Building (31%) and the Statue of Liberty (14%), took second and third place according to a Casino.org study.

No mention of Times Square?

Read more at NY Post.

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