Sunday January 23: Daily Links

SUNDAY 1.23


NEWS STORIES

 



Crypto Crash

Bitcoin, and Etherium prices are plummeting causing havoc among crypto chasers.

And we expected it to last forever.

Read more at CNN


Queen Elizabeth is Selling Royal Condiments

Ketchup and Brown Sauce under the royal name!

Sir Kensington was last seen headed for the dungeon.

Read more at foodandwine.


Trailer Full of Monkeys Crash

A truck full of lab monkeys had an accident, and at least one monkey is still missing. Citizens were warned to stay away from the missing monkey if they come across it.

Just what we need. The opening scene from a reboot of the movie Outbreak.

Read more at CNN


LI Couple Lose Jobs After Harassing Fam on LIRR

A thirtysomething couple made news for screaming racially motivated statements at a family on the LIRR and it was all caught on video. Now both of them have lost their jobs and been charged by police.

Forget about it Jake, it’s Long Island town.

Read more.


Rudy Giuliani and Michael Flynn Stripped of Honorary Degree

University of Rhode Island voted to revoke honorary degrees bestowed upon Flynn and Giuliani because they no longer represent the values deserving of the honor.

Seriously. What took you so long.

Read more at Yahoo


Florida Parents Can Sue School For Talking to Students About Gender/Sexuality

Teachers who talk to students about their gender identity or sexual orientation can be sued by parents in Florida thanks to a new bill.

This one a the exact opposite of sex education.

Read more at Insider



SPORTS



A Break Down Of The Packers Breakdown Saturday Night

The Green Bay Packers had a total meltdown against San Francisco on Saturday night, losing 13-10. Aaron Rodgers future is now, yet again, in doubt with the Packers. Here’s some highlights:

The only Niners touchdown all night was from their special teams:

The Packers only had 10 men on the field on San Francisco’s game winning field goal:

And finally, we all need to be reminded of this moment. Thanks for all the meme’s this season, Aaron:

Oh, wait, Jimmy G now owns Green Bay:


Here Come The Brady Retirement Articles!

Word is now if Brady loses Sunday this may be his last ride in the NFL. Maybe he just wants to focus on his clothing brand. Or maybe he just likes headlines.

Read more at CBS Sports.


Sean Payton May Leave New Orleans!?

Sean Payton has not committed to coming back to the Saints and those close to him don’t know what he’s going to do. His only hope is to recruit Rodgers so he can lose in the playoffs one last time.

Read more at NFL.com.


Dick Butkus is the New Insult King of Twitter?

Sports legend Dick Butkus is coming for you, no matter who you are. He’s verified on Twitter and taking shots.

You know there’s a mean grandson behind this.

Rad more at deadspin.


Cincy Wins with Nine Sacks

Each sack had nine cats,

Each cat had nine kits:

Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,

How many were there going to St Ives?

Read more at CBS Sports


Watch Out KC, Josh Allen Undefeated In Coin Tosses This Season

Here’s a fun fact – Josh Allen has not lost a toin coss this season. Patrick Mahomes just shit himself.

Read more at Buffalo News.


High School Kid Starts Petition To Move Super Bowl To Saturday, Gets 80k Signatures

A high schooler has started a petition to move the Super Bowl to a Saturday and has gotten 80k signatures so far. He just needs 9,920,000 more and the NFL will still ignore him.

Read more at CBS Sports.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Buy Your Own NFT Girlfriends Crypto Bros!

Screw flesh and blood human women – now you can buy NFT’s of cartoon girls that you have exclusive access to nudes of. The future is now!

Read more at Mel Magazine.


We Have a New Prince of Pop

The Weeknd has toppled the Spotify record previously held by Justin Bieber making him the new prince of pop.

Everybody’s working for the Weekend

Read more at TMZ


Caleb Johnson Says Meat Loaf Would Want the Band to Keep Touring

Idol winner Caleb Johnson says he knows Meat Loaf would want his band to keep touring. Johnson just happens to sing with that very same band.

What a surprise. The one thing that loaf would still want was you to get paid

Read more at TMZ


Adele Fans Sing Adele’s Songs in Vegas

After Adele abruptly cancelled her Vegas shows, fans gathered to sing the songs themselves.

Well somebody’s got to sing them.

Read more at USA Today


Marc Cuban Launches Online Generic Drug Pharmacy

Marc Cuban has launched an online pharmacy that sells generic drugs at low, low, price and promises full transparency. Can’t wait ’til there’s a generic version of fentanyl.

Read more at Forbes.



VIRAL & TRENDING



nothing here yet

EVERYTHING



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



61% of Dems Say Trump Indicted This Spring

A new poll found that over sixty percent of democrats believe Trump may be indicted by the first of April.

Love the optimism, but just be prepared for yet another April fools joke.

Read more at mediate.



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