Sunday January 22 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 22, 2023

SUNDAY 1.22

NEWS STORIES

King Charles Breaking With a Tradition Nobody Knew About

Charles has declared he will not wear britches as the last king did during his coronation. He will wear military garb instead.

If you really want to break tradition, how about you invite a black woman- you know your daughter in law?

CNET Articles Were Written by AI for Over a Year?

No word on whether AI wrote this article about CNET using AI to write articles but word has it that the site did an experiment that apparently lasted about a year and a half, of having AI write all their articles to make them search engine optimized.

AI is now writing for AI.

Buzz Aldrin Gets Married at 93

Moon man Buzz Adrin said he married his longtime love Dr. Anca Faur and is as excited as an eloping teenager.

Looks like he still has a little buzz in him. No word on how much buzz she has in her.

SPORTS

Gronk Tells Rodgers to Get His Priorities Straight

Rob Gronkowski was asked to comment on Aaron Rodgers latest Pat McAfee podcast appearance. Gronk thinks Aaron’s priorities, particularly worrying about being MVP, are out of whack. “I’m totally fine with everything he said, except one major part, and that’s the ‘MVP again,'” Gronk said. “It’s just that ‘I think I can win another Super Bowl,’ and then, that would have been totally fine. Why are you thinking MVP? Like, don’t you want Super Bowls? Super Bowls are, I think, five times greater than an MVP award.” Gronk said.

When Gronk is winning the logic contest, you’re a fucking mess.

Don Lemon Tells Colbert to Get Off His Dick

“I believe a great man once said, ‘what the fuck is that?’” Colbert said of the look. “I know they want to add some comedy to CNN and this is hilarious, but how do you report the news in that outfit? How do you actually talk about tragedy wearing that because what could be more tragic than that look he had this morning,” said Colbert taking shots at Don Lemon. Lemon was a bit shocked that Colbert took the time to make fun of his CNN wardrobe and told his co-host now I know how women have felt over the years. “Have fun with comedy,” he said in answer to Colbert mocking him. “I think if Barack Obama can get criticized for a tan suit, if Volodymyr Zelensky can fight a war in a hoodie, if Trayvon Martin can start a revolution in a hoodie then Don Lemon can tell the news in a hooded sweater.”

Colbert is trying to be racist and homophobic with one joke.

Shannon Sharpe Fought With Ja's Dad

Mr. Morant and Sharpe had to be physically separated during the Laker game Friday night.

This makes Ja jealous of kids with absentee dads.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Tori Spelling Spent $400 Bucks on Denise Richards Only Fans

Spelling says she signed up to see what Richards was doing on Only Fans, and kept going deeper, and tipping under a fake name to see how far Denise was willing to go. She couldn’t stop herself.

For $500 you could have got her to come back to your house.

In Upcoming Documentary, Brook Shields Reveals She Was Raped

In her documentary, “Pretty Baby” Shields says shortly after college while looking for work, she was raped by a man she had dinner with to discuss job opportunities.

OMG Spoiler Alert!

Michael J Fox Says Christopher Lloyd is Not Crazy

Fox insists Lloyd is a good friend and an artist, not a crazy man like the character he played in Back to the Future

Not buying it Mike. We’ve also seen Taxi and Cuckoo’s Nest

Jeremy Renner Broke 30 Bones

Renner revealed that he broke more than 30 bones after his leg was crushed by a snowplow on New Years Day. “These 30 plus broken bones will mend , grow stronger, just like the love and bond with family and friends deepens . Love and blessings to you all.”

Who knew we had that many bones in a leg.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Toadzilla Lives

A giant toad found somewhere in Australia has been nicknamed Toadzilla and may be the largest in the world.

Aaron Rodgers just licked 5 of them.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Does Using WAZE Give You Brain Haze?

A new study says using real maps could help keep your brain active and help push off dementia.

This article was written by a gas station.