The last batch of documents pertaining to Jeffrey Epstein associates is about to be unsealed. 167 previously unreleased names of his associates will be public when this last group of documents is shared.

And don’t believe anything you read out of it.

Read more at Daily Mail

Five were injured after an American Airlines Jet collided with an airport shuttle bus.

Thank god this didn’t happen at 30,000 feet.

Read more at TMZ

One day after a newspaper outed and affair he was having with a staffer, Toronto Mayor John Tory has resigned from his position.

Thus continuing the great Toronto Mayor tradition of keeping us entertained. They’re like the Canadian Kardashians.

Read more at mediaite.

Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, says Elon Musk is a “cult leader” who does not measure up to Jobs in total, but does share some key characteristics. “Elon Musk and Steve Jobs are very similar, and I don’t like to say that,” says Apple Co-Founder Wozniak“They both want to be seen as the important person and be like a cult leader. But a lot of honesty disappears when you look at Elon Musk and $TSLA.”

Yup Elon is just as fucked up as Steve Jobs.

REad more at NY Post

“Elon Musk and Steve Jobs are very similar, and I don’t like to say that,” says Apple Co-Founder @stevewoz. “They both want to be seen as the important person and be like a cult leader. But a lot of honesty disappears when you look at @elonmusk and $TSLA.” pic.twitter.com/A5YUt5ZNIs

— Squawk Box (@SquawkCNBC) February 9, 2023

The Washington Post got their hands on some emails that indicate that DeSantis wanted to ban guns from his election party in Tampa last November, but didn’t want anyone to know he was banning guns because of the political optics. DeSantis is politically pro-gun. They wanted the facility to take the hit for banning guns, but the facility declined.

He didn’t want to look like the guy who didn’t want to be shot by Florida man

Read more at huffpost.

In. a Q&A with the New York Post, Jets hall of famer Joe Klecko was asked if he would like to see Aaron Rodgers QBing for the Jets. He said, “No I wouldn’t. I don’t see a guy like Rodgers fitting in with that mentality of them kids and everything like that. I could be wrong. He’s a tremendous quarterback; he’s a smart guy. I just think he could be more of a detriment, I really do.”

Is this your first hall of fame decision… guy who hasn’t played in 30 years?

Read more at NY Post

Before today’s game, seven women will pilot a US Navy flyover State Farm Stadium. The maneuvers commemorate 50 years since women were allowed to become US Navy Pilots.

Sounds like someone’s filming the first scene of the next Charlie’s Angels movie.

Read more at AZ Central

After dominating the adscape last year, this year there are precisely zero crypto ads during the ibg game.

Just like everyone’s portfolio.

Read more at Vox

In an interview with Zane Lowe Chris Martin said, “You have to be an idiot not to recognize that she’s the best singer of all time.”

Okay I’ll alert Aretha

Read more at pagesix.

“Lemme Purr” is the new vaginal health gummy from Kourtney Kardashian’s vitamin and supplement company “Lemme”. The product claims to have combined real pineapple and Vitamin C with the power of clinically-studied SNZ 1969™ probiotics to target vaginal health and pH levels that support freshness and taste. One doctor called the product a “vaginal scam”. Another was concerned about the “messaging that leads us to believe that our vaginas are inherently dirty, smelly and unhygienic.” But the general consensus is, its just snake oil nonsense.

Vaginal gummies sound like you’re getting face from Joe Biden.

Read more at NZ Herald.

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