In a new bizarre interview with NBC, Rudy Giuliani says he’s innocent, he didn’t do it, but he’s more than willing to go to jail.

Great. What a relief.

Read more at mediaite.

Palin is teasing a Senate run in Alaska in 2022, but she’s waiting to see if God wants her to.

God probably only wants her to serve for about a year and a half.

Read more at Newsweek.

A jump from 73,000 new cases last week to 110,000 this week proves it.

DeSantis really is the next Trump.

Read more at The Hill.

Everyone is going crazy for the real yellow sponge and pink starfish spotted hanging out in the Atlantic ocean. Starfish expert and Marine Biologist Christopher Mah spotted the duo and shared the image on Twitter.

I hate how they keep turning these cartoons into live action.

Read more at Smithsonian Magazine.

*laugh* I normally avoid these refs..but WOW. REAL LIFE Sponge bob and Patrick! #Okeanos Retreiver seamount 1885 m pic.twitter.com/fffKNKMFjP

— Christopher Mah (@echinoblog) July 27, 2021

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David Blough is absolutely a joy to watch cheering on his wife Melissa Gonzalez as she qualifies for the semifinals in 400m hurdles at the Olympics

It’s so nice that no one brings up that he’s the back-up QB.

Lions QB David Blough watching Melissa Gonzalez (his wife) qualify for the semifinals in the 400m hurdles is phenomenal #Olympics content pic.twitter.com/M8WDonXXgP

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 31, 2021

I don’t know who Mondo is, but lets be honest, this sport is impossible.

Via digg.

Snoop Dog is shaking it up on Peacock Plus with his unconventional Olympic commentary and Kevin Hart is his sidekick and hypeman. They are crushing it on social media and peacock plus.

Oh this was funny four years ago when Leslie Jones did it.

Read more at The Wrap

We hereby demand all Equestrian events at the #TokyoOlympics be commentated by @SnoopDogg and @KevinHart4Real 💀 pic.twitter.com/dDRAzCT3Me

— Peacock (@peacockTV) July 30, 2021

Snoop over on Peacock WIDE OPEN! 😂 pic.twitter.com/MvzZfl2HFz

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) July 31, 2021

San Joe Sharks player Evander Kane is being accused by his wife of throwing games to pay off gambling debts and is now being investigated. She says he’s been gambling on his own games and she also is going after his alleged mistress on social media.

Read more at the New York Post.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/01/evander-kane-tanked-games-for-gambling-profit-wife/

A gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics is only 1.2% gold, the rest is silver. Worst. Olympics. Ever.

Read more at Insider.

https://www.insider.com/tokyo-olympics-medals-composition-weight-amount-gold-2021-7

Rapper 42 Dugg took some shit from his fans for licking, kissing and sucking on his son’s neck on Instagram. Then when he got backlash he went on a homophobic rant was later deleted. But if you look at media versions, it’s so bleeped that you need to play Wheel of Fortune to figure out what it said. But it ended with “Keep my son out ya’ll mouth.”

Yeah that’s what they’re all trying to tell you to do. Keep your son out ya mouth.

Read more at tmz.

Maher took some big shots at what he is calling a Stalin-esque purge of athletes from the Olympics based on woke reasons. He blasted complaints about cultural appropriation in particular.

Bill, it’s not all as bad as you’re making this look. They let that fencer go to Tokyo. You must be so proud.

Read more at The Hill.

How bad does this atmosphere we're living in have to get before the people who say cancel culture is overblown admit that it is in fact an insanity that is swallowing up the world? #WokeOlympics pic.twitter.com/P9rJNs6nrs

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) July 31, 2021

The $200 million piece of drek earned just $32 million at the box office this weekend.

So can we stop acting like the rock is a movie star yet?

Read more at showbiz411.

“Told em they should’ve made a #Drax movie but noooooo!”

Hey dude, as the Rock proved this weekend, building a movie around an ex-wrestler just doesn’t cut it.

Read more at toofab.

Told em they should’ve made a #Drax movie but noooooo! 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/uuvkCU5vAI

— Poor Kid Who Chased His Dreams. (@DaveBautista) July 30, 2021

The owner of the house where Kurt grew up in Aberdeen Washington is almost finished restoring it to turn it into an exhibit now that the home has received historical landmark protection.

So go visit! You can see both rooms.

Read more at NY Post.

These 20 movies are loved and they are hated, considered both shit and art. You may not have seen Old yet, but where do you stand on the rest?

Nice to see politics isn’t the only thing dividing us.

Read more at indiewire.

Face it Millennials, Rap Rock is now Dad Rock. You did all for the Lexipro, the Lexipro.

Check him out on Twitter.

Watching the Lollapalooza livestream on Hulu. Limp Bizkit is now fronted by… old man Fred Durst pic.twitter.com/VHUILCJYe8

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 1, 2021

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— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 1, 2021

Drinking on a yacht must be the secret to losing baby weight. It has to be.

See the pics on her Instagram

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Some people are starting to worry about her.

Also, Brit, you’re starting to come off like a one trick pony. Can we take a look at dat ass?

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A morning consult poll asked “Do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of White nationalists,” and 25% of Republican males answered favorable.

And the other 75% are white nationalists.

Read more at mediaite.

Rolling Stone named Beyonce’s FORMATION the best music video of all time, while David Lee Roth’s California Girls is nowhere to be found, in fact a lot of the golden era videos are missing, and the one that started it all launching MTV gets a #100 pity vote.

Doesn’t really matter. If anyone cared about videos anymore they’d still be on MTV.

Read more at Rolling Stone.