POTUS will not be among the heads of state attending King Charles coronation.

That’s the first decision the world agrees with. We have a few other countries we’d like you to stay away from while you’re at it. Like France.

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Trumps legal team is already considering seeking a change of venue in the event his case goes to trial. They feel his home borough of Manhattan will be inhospitable to him, and would prefer to see him face a Staten Island jury.

Let’s hope Pete Davidson gets on the jury.

Read more at Bloomberg

He’s bald, he has a long beard, and he looks like he’s gained weight despite once arguing he would starve in jail cause he’s a vegan.

So where’s the deer head? Dude you’ve changed.

Read more at NY Post

“None of this will stop unless there is blood in the streets,” said one supporter on Social Media. Another said Trump’s indictment cannot go unpunished, adding, “The DA needs to pay dearly.”

What is this? 1861?

Read more at Vice

After the announcement that a NY grand jury indicted Donald Trump his lead over DeSantis in polls has skyrocketed. Trump is leading Desantis 57% to 31% that’s 26 points while 2 weeks ago his lead was only 9 points.

Florida man is only big in Florida.

Read more at mediaite.

According to The Nuge, Barack Obama “literally reignited racism in America.” He also believes that the former FLOTUS is actually a man named Mike which he believes because he never saw photos of the Obama children as babies. “Those pictures don’t exist because his wife is Mike. Did you know that?”

And Ted Nugent reignited bad music.

Read more at mediaite.

Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Could Elon have one twitter idea that works?

Read more at huff post.

With the new rules, 50 percent of hitters strike out, walk or home run instead of putting ball in play.

The future sucks.

Read more at Vox

This year’s best kept tv secret was the surprise return of Lizzy Kaplan in the Party Down finale. She said, “They floated the idea, which was such an instant yes. I was in production on Fleishman, and they [wanted to] figure out how to do this one sneaky day.”

Lizzy IS party down.

Read more at THR

She’s already been brought back from the dead three times, so when James Cameron asked her to come back again, she declined, saying four times is too many.

Michelle…one back from the dead is too much.

Read more at Variety

For Transgender Day of Visibility, JLC honored her daughter, Ruby on Instagram. “As a mother, I stand in total solidarity with my children as they move forward in the universe as their authentic selves with their own minds and bodies and ideas,” she wrote.

And just think we wouldn’t pay her any attention without that fresh Oscar.

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Her 19 year old daughter is studying acting and she’s not worried about her kid being labeled a nepo baby. She just wants her kid to follow her heart.

That’s because her career isn’t big enough.

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She was seen with a new toyboy singer and had a three hour lunch with a Rothchild air while still fighting with Brad Pitt. So scandelous! Clutch your pearls people!

Why are we shocked, she could have anyone she wants.

Read more at page six.

They named her Matilda and welcomed her to the social media world on Instagram.

How quick before they take her waltzing?

Read more at People.

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And this is why they’re automating fast food.

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