Stand Up Comedian Scores 4 TDs For The Patriots
On Sunday, Jonas Gray rushed for 199 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Colts, setting a regular season New England Patriots record for a single game. He may have set another record as the only stand up comedian to score 4 times in a game. Gray is an aspiring stand up and besides the always wacky gag-master Bill “Shecky” Belichick, he’s the only one on the team.
He’s actually had more stand up gigs then he has NFL games. Sunday was Gray’s fourth career game and he told Boston.com, he’s done 6 open mic nights and before he entered the NFL, he once opened for Dustin “Screech” Diamond from “Saved By The Bell”.
Here’s a sample of Jonas Gray’s comedy from when he opened for Screech. Wait till you get to the chunk on abortion. He’s pro abortion. Well, just because he’s paid for some, doesn’t make him a pro. The Patriots locker room must be a non-stop laughfest.
