SNL’s Leslie Jones Has Problems With New York City

SNL’s relationship expert Leslie Jones was back on Weekend Update this week doing what she does best. Screaming and scaring anchorman Colin Jost. Leslie was brought on to talk about dating in New York, but her whole piece turned out to be about all her complaints with NYC.

Growing up in Los Angeles and getting her comedy career started there, the move to New York hasn’t been easy on Leslie Jones. Especially the winters. To put it simply, she’s COLD! Besides worrying about freezing to death this winter, she hates walking in NYC. That’s because whenever she asks a New Yorker directions, everything is just “a couple of blocks” away. She calls that a lie. It takes forever to get from one avenue to the next in Manhattan. And never mind asking her to take the subway, that’s a great way to get “Rat AIDS”.

Plus, in New York, she’s lost her ability to scare white girls. The greatest city in the world has turned Leslie Jones into the white girl.

Found on nbc.com