Trump told podcaster Wendy Bell he is ready to offer full pardons if he’s elected again. “I mean full pardons with an apology to many.”

Too bad you didn’t get this done last time.

Read more at MSN

A cropped image from Biden’s speech had everyone up in a frenzy but the reality was he just had a red white and blue backdrop.

Maybe he needed a big setting cause no one understands what he’s saying.

Read more at Washington Examiner

“Imagine thinking this was a good idea.” @joerogan pic.twitter.com/UBPA7Ps08w

— Joe Rogan Headquarters (@joeroganhq) September 2, 2022

Three thieves targeted a couple having sex in a sedan, jacked the car and left the couple naked on the road.

More of a car jack-off.

Read more at NY Post.

Can we just wait till opening day and see how they play?

Read more at The Athletic and Barstool

Today five #NFL execs rank AFC teams 1-16, with big disagreements over #Ravens, #Colts & #Raiders in particular. Results are compared to model created by @TheAthletic's Austin Mock (@amock419).

Friday: NFChttps://t.co/8mRfzEw166

— Mike Sando (@SandoNFL) September 1, 2022

Stanley Wilson allegedly broke into a $30 million home in Los Angeles, took some soap from inside the house and bathed in the outdoor fountain. He didn’t steal anything, unless you count the soap but did cause some damage and mayhem.

Obviously he was hoping for a clean getaway.

Read more at NY Post.

CK Stroud said the gift was so they could all buy suits.

And suits is a code word for steroids

Read more at CBS Sports

game day suits courtesy of QB1 💼#GoBucks pic.twitter.com/vW7ZCOzGvt

— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 1, 2022

Becks has a rough time on what looks like a homemade backyard roller coaster, with her hubby David Beckham. He’s laughing as she freaks out when this coaster junior picks up speed.

Now i have a fear of Victoria Beckham.

@victoriabeckham

Trying to overcome my greatest fear 😧 I am literally terrified of anything that even resembles a rollercoaster!! Get the feeling @davidbeckham is really enjoying this ride!

♬ original sound – Victoria Beckham

Talk about product placement. When Ben Affleck made a speech at his and J-Lo’s wedding reception, he quoted a line from a movie he directed. Lopez revealed the quote in her J-Lo Newsletter.

Please tell us it wasn’t Gigli.

Read more at EW.com

Two siblings have filed a lawsuit claiming Tiffany and Aries groomed them when they were 7 and 14, and forced them to film explicit sketch videos and the boy claims he was molested. The videos, which were uploaded to Funny or Die, were titled “Through a Pedophiles Eyes.”

At a minimum they’re guilty of really bad comedy.

Read more at TMZ

After an energy drink company tried to trademark the phrase “Purple Rain” for its line of drinks and supplements, the Trademark Office determined that the phrase uniquely and unmistakably belongs to Prince.

Even in the 80s when we first heard of Purple Rain, didn’t we all think about energy drinks first?

Read more at Pitchfork.

While touring in Europe with Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock addressed “the slap” on stage. “Did that shit hurt?” Goddamn right . . . the motherfucker hit me over a bulls – – t joke, the nicest joke I ever told,” Rock said.
Noticed that you aren’t putting his wife’s name in your mouth this time.

Read more at NY Post.

The Osbournes is getting a reboot, as Sharon and Ozzy return to tv for the BBC. The show will be a docuseries called Home to Roost, documenting their return to the UK countryside.

They should reboot it with new people.

Read more at Variety.

“I think it’s hard to be alive now. I think societal collapse is in the air. That’s why hopefully this movie will matter,” he said talking about his upcoming release, “Bones and All” where he plays a cannibal taking a road trip with his cannibal companion.

Socials are negative? Aaah… wish someone else had thought of that. Way to break new ground.

Read more at Variety.

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