Saturday September 26: Daily Links
SATURDAY 9.26
NEWS STORIES
Boulder Bans Gatherings For 18-22-Year-Olds. Kids Not Happy
Kids are feeling trapped at the University of Colorado, Boulder after all gatherings indoors and out were banned.
Oh man. College is such a blast in 2020. No parties, no shows. Great time to study!
Can’t wait for Spring break when we get to see the folks!
Sorry Rio. The Carnival is Banned
When my baby. When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio
De Janeiro, my-oh-me-oh
I go wild and then I have to do the Samba
And La Bamba.”
Not this time.
The McDonald's Apple Pie Is Back!
Hey fatty great news. Next time you are sitting in the car choking down a Bic Mac, large fries
and Chocolate shake, you get to top it off with a deep fried apple pie.
#MAGA
Ron Paul Appears to Have a Stroke During a Livestream Interview
Ron Paul had some kind of stroke-like attack during a live-stream of his “Liberty Report” on YouTube.
Later, Ron Paul Shared on his Twitter that he was doing fine and thanked everyone for their concern.
Tweeting after you’re okay after your livestream stroke? You’re not a normal grandpa are you, Dr Paul?
Message from Ron Paul: "I am doing fine. Thank you for your concern." pic.twitter.com/aALmLn8xIj
— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) September 25, 2020
Damaged Container Leaks 13,000 Gallons Of Red Wine
Residents of a Villamalea, Spain got a real life version of ‘The Shining’ when a giant winery container got damaged, spilling 13,000 gallons of wine out into the street. Red Wine! Red Wine!
SPORTS
Conor McGregor To Fight Manny Pacquiao?!?
Conor McGregor tweeted that he’s going to fight Manny Pacquiao in the Middle East. Pacquiao’s aide Jayke Joson confirmed that talks are ongoing, but plans to have the fight happen in December or early January. Joson said that Pacquiao plans to donate some of his earnings for COVID-relief efforts in the Philippians. McGregor’s purse will go towards keeping him out of jail.
David Beckham Loves Beekeeping
David Beckham has become so obsessed with beekeeping during the lockdown, that he plans to start his own line of honey. Already rejected brand name: Sting ‘Em Like Beckham.
ENTERTAINMENT
Dax Shepard In Opioid Recovery after 16 Years of Sobriety
Dax Shepard revealed that after a long history of sobriety he had a relapse.
When you get 16 years of sobriety, it can feel like it’s all behind you. But addiction is a patient
bastard and Opiods an easy lay.
Welcome back Dax.
Gabe From PEN15 Thinks Millennials Had an Awful Life
What’s the difference between kids from 20 years ago and kids today? “I think the craziest thing is just like what they did all day. Like they didn’t have YouTube back then. They didn’t have memes to share. The video games that they had were, like, Nintendo 64 and stuff. So I genuinely don’t know what they did all day.”
Poor Millennials. No youtube. No social media, and their video games sucked.
How did you live, man.
Kelly Clarkson’s Virtual Audience Bops Along to Vin Diesel’s New Pop Song
This “reality” were all living in is officially weirder than the movie Running Man.
The virtual Kelly Clarkson Show audience members awkwardly dancing to Vin Diesel's new song is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. pic.twitter.com/eI0BEuNSPN
— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) September 25, 2020
Betsy DeVos’ Nephew Gave Folks an Eyefull during His Appearance on Family Feud
Takes balls to admit your related to Betsy DeVos and it certainly takes real balls to wear pants like that.
Here is Betsy Devos' nephew, Ben Wierda on “Family Feud” the very moment he realizes how tight his pants are…pic.twitter.com/jkApboOkw0
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 25, 2020
Michael Jackson’s Final IV Drip Up For Sale
Michael Jackson’s cousin is planning to auction off what she claims is the IV drip that killed him. Marsha Stewart claims that she also has the tubing, the bag that administers drug and the King Of Pop’s bloodstain. The auction will take place in Vegas and its expected to get up to $2500. If she threw in one of MJ’s used alcohol swipes, she could get an even $3K.
GOING VIRAL
Coolest Dude Youve Ever Seen Casually Crushes Cranberry Juice While Cruising On a Longboard to Fleetwood Mac
“Players only love you when they’re playin”’. And this dude just ain’t playin
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFkxv93JvR5/?igshid=8fy5kjljkhyv
Hercules In New York Dubbed and UnDubbed Arnold Schwarzenegger
Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger did a shitty B movie and they thought his accent was so awful that they dubbed him. 15 years later he and his dub accent would rule Hollywood.
Awl Be Bock!
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