Saturday September 2 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at September 2, 2023

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SATURDAY 9.2

NEWS STORIES

Biden Will Attend Broadway for Biden Event

It’s a fundraiser concert for his campaign and will include Josh Groban, Sara Bareilles and Big Lin Manuel Miranda.

What’s Biden singing?

Pentagon UFO Website Crashed on the Launchpad

A new website from the Pentagon crashed on its very first night live.

Too bad, it was just about to show an actual alien ship.

Faster Trains Are Coming!

Amtrak’s monopoly is coming to an end, and the competition is ready to step up with faster train travel.

When monopoly ends, who gets reading railroad?

DeSantis super PAC Won't Be Door Knocking in Super Tuesday States

Never Back Down, the super PAC backing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign, has ceased its door-knocking operations in Nevada, home to a key early nominating contest, and California, Texas and North Carolina.
Jump out now and blame it on the hurricane.

Gannett Papers Stop Using AI for Sports Summaries

The group of newspapers had been using AI to write up summaries of HIgh School games, the results were disastrous. So now they’re going to stop.

Sounds like they need to invent an AI editor

SPORTS

Tennis Player Drops Some Rage

Daniil Medvedev lost his cool at the US Open in a way that seems crazy even for a Tennis player.

Any sport that can’t handle heckling is not a sport.

Barstool vs Massachussetts Pizza Man

Barstool Sports didn’t love Dragon Pizza in Somerville Mass, and the owner decided to confront Dave Portnoy in a sick tucked in star wars tee.

This guy’s going to make a ton of money from tiktockers showing up to shit talk his slice. He’s the new Grimace Shake

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Taylor Swift Concert Movie Shatters AMC Presale Record

Yesterday Swifties learned that their hero’s concert movie will be shown in AMC theaters around the country. They bought tickets immediately. Lots and lots of tickets to the tune of $28 million.

She hasn’t failed at anything since 5th grade.

Hot Bedding! Sell a Spot in Your Bed!

Some people rent out their homes. Some rent out a room in their homes. And now there are some people who rent out the empty other half of their bed.

We used to call it prostitution.

Leo Lookalike Arrested for Cow Fucking

Sometimes you’re the wolf of wall street. Sometimes you’re the cowfucker of Burton.