Saturday September 18: Daily Links
SATURDAY 9.18
NEWS STORIES
Durst Guilty of First Degree Murder
The old man act didn’t work. A jury has found Robert Durst guilty of First Degree Murder of Susan Berman.
Bob, you gotta think you gotta think you got 21 years out that you didn’t deserve.
Jeff Bezos Politely Congratulates Elon Musk on SpaceX Civilian Mission
“Congratulations to @ElonMusk and the @SpaceX team on their successful Inspiration4 launch last night. Another step towards a future where space is accessible to all of us,” Bezos said.
“Thank you”
“Congratulations on being a missile” said the slingshot.
Congratulations to @ElonMusk and the @SpaceX team on their successful Inspiration4 launch last night. Another step towards a future where space is accessible to all of us.
— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) September 16, 2021
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SPORTS
Kawhi Leonard Goes Viral at Clippers Stadium Groundbreaking
Fitz and the Tantrums play their song “The Walker,” at the event, and it was supposed to be a big celebration but Kawhi wasn’t looking very excited.
“So this is where we’re going to lose now.”
Kawhi and PG 💀💀💀
(via @ArashMarkazi) pic.twitter.com/Gxzztbuej0
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) September 17, 2021
Purdue Told They Have to Leave Worlds Largest Drum Home This Week
Purdue is playing Notre Dame and the school told them that Purdue’s band will not be allowed to bring their insanely large drum- the world’s biggest. This is the first time the Purdue band will play without the drum since 1979. The problem is, the drum won’t fit through the visitor’s tunnel at ND which apparently wasn’t built with 10 foot tall drums in mind, and the school won’t let them use the home team tunnel.
Guys don’t worry, they make smaller drums.
Christian Ronaldo Has to Move Because of Sheep
Noisy sheep at his neighbors house were making it difficult for the Man U soccer star to sleep at night, so he packed up and left, forcing the team to find him a new mansion.
Counting them didn’t work. That’s too ba-a-a-a-a-a-d
Nick Saban on Suck Deez
Nick Saban isn’t saying that Deez means nuts. But he isn’t saying Deez doesn’t mean nuts. This in response to a story earlier this week that Saban is fond of making “Deez” jokes.
“It’s to anyone’s imagination what ‘this’ is, what ‘these’ are. It’s whatever you think it is. If you think it’s something bad, then it’s something bad. It doesn’t have to be anything bad.”
Nick Saban on Jordan Battle noting Saban’s use of “suck on deez” this week:
“It’s to anyone’s imagination what 'this' is, what ‘these' are. It’s whatever you think it is. If you think it’s something bad, then it’s something bad. It doesn’t have to be anything bad."
— Mike Rodak (@mikerodak) September 17, 2021
Rumors that Broncos Will Be For Sale Next Year With Potential Celebrity Buyers
NFL sources believe the Denver Broncos will be up for sale with a $4 billion expected purchase price. Barstool says the rumored potential buyer list includes Bezos and Jay-Z- although not as co-owners.
If Bezos gets the team he promises to play one game a year in space. And he can get the money to you in two days or less.
Keyshawn Johnson Finds Out Max Kellerman Was a Rapper
Johnson found out on air that Kellerman was a rapper in 94. Max was surprised he didn’t know.
Now seven people know.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Star of Many Adam Sandler Movies Arrested for Threatening to Kill Neighbor
Peter Dante, who you know from a slew of Adam Sandler movies was arrested earlier this week for going nuts on a neighbor over excessive construction noise at the neighbor’s house. Allegedly, things got so heated that Dante threatened to kill the neighbor and hurt his wife and kids.
Adam, do you have a number for Anger Management for this guy?
Dazed and Confused Star Found Drunk in a Burning Car in a Ditch
Jason London has been arrested after his 2010 Nissan Maxima was found in a ditch, on fire. London was allegedly drunk in the drivers seat. Cops say he crashed the car multiple times and kept going before ending up in the ditch.
Maybe you should have signed that contract with your HS coach. #RandallPinkFloyd
Phoebe Waller-Bridge Might Replace Harrison Ford as Indy in Indiana Jones
Looks like Indiana Jones is going to be into anal.
Toy Hall of Fame Finalists List is Out, and You Can Vote
The nominees are:
American Girl Dolls
Battleship
Billiards
Cabbage Patch Kids
Corn Popper
Mahjong
Masters of the Universe
Piñata
Risk
Sand
Settlers of Catan
Fire Engine
Only 3 go into the HOF, the rest, we’ll see you on the island of misfit toys.
McDreamy Was a Tyrant on Set?
A new book says that Patrick Dempsey would terrorize the set of Greys Anatomy before his departure. Many cast members had PTSD even after he left
This is the only set that he would be able to terrorize.
TRENDING
Teeny Tiny Replicas of Brand Name Products are CRUSHING on TikTok
86 million capsules have been sold. The hashtag has BILLIONS of views of people unboxing these little stupid toys and playing with them.
I’d buy these, but I’m Saving up for something less fun.
America, as the food gets bigger our toys get smaller.
@asmrplayroom How do you like my new dupe dump?? 😂 #asmr #minibrands
@asianithinkyes #tiktokmademebuyit #minibrands #TrulyGlowingSelfieLove #minibrandsopening #minibrandsseries1 #minibrandsunboxing #asmr @minibrands
@minicrafties Who else loves everything PINK? ✋🏼💖🎀 ad for @pinkygirlofficial #pinkygirl #pink #minibrands #toyminibrands #foryou #fyp
VIRAL VIRAL
Meet Swifty the Swimming Pig
Teach him to do this in boiling water and we are on to something.
Califiquen su clavado 🐽 pic.twitter.com/bEK4KGhU7d
— Don Favs (@Don_Favs) September 14, 2021
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