Special counsel asked for a gag order in the Trump election interference case but is willing to be satisfied with a narrowly drawn order.

That’s like going on a diet by just cutting out oreos. It’s not happening.

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Two twin women in the forties are upsetting moms in NYC playgrounds, because they’re being too nice to their kids. The women are coming to playgrounds, asking to braid little girls hair, spreading joy and jesus.

Nobody stopped Biden.

Read more at NY Post.

Well look here, Kristin Noem, who many are supporting as a potential VP nom for Trump, and who happens to be married, has been having a long time affair with Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski

He’s the George Clooney of the far right.

Read more at Daily Mail

The Dominican Republic and Haiti may be neighbors but all is not cool between the two contiguous nations. The dispute stems fromconstruction of a canal on Haitian soil that taps into a shared river.

Dominicans are the last of the real neighborhood guys.

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“I didn’t really want to mention this, but I’m looking into a number of different modalities,” he said. “Well, there’s ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins, when they’re lovemaking, the frequency of that is actually healing to the body.

How can we miss him if he won’t go away?

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In a since deleted Instagram post, Drew Barrymore issued a tearful apology for upsetting people by bringing back her daytime talk show, but she isn’t budging on the decision to return. Her apology only inflamed those who disagree with her even more.

Your speech proves you need writers more than anybody.

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After 27 years of marriage, Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra Lee Furness are splitting up.

We should have known when you shaved your beard.

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Boebert was escorted out of the theater during a performance of Beetlejuice the Musical for various disruptions, but she denied that she was vaping, blaming the smoke as coming from the stage, not her.

So this is a first. Lauren Boebert lies?

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After starting a ruckus over his letter of support for Danny Masterson, Kutcher has decided to stand down from working with an anti-sexual abuse organization.

Seems like it would be better if you joined two more.

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People are furious because they believe the final puzzle on one of this week’s show was a phrase that simply isn’t a phrase. No player could have gotten this, they argue. The unsolved puzzle was “obtaining my goals” and while we sometime attain our goals does anyone obtain them?

Tomorrows phrase: Lumpy dog breath.

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Auto workers may go on strike next, as the deadline to reach a new contract is nearing with no solution in sight.

In a weird coincidence, Ford is coming out with a Drew Barrymore SUV.

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Larry David ran into Elon Musk at a wedding in France last year, and were seated at the same table when Larry couldn’t keep his irritation with Musk to himself. “Do you want to murder kids in school?” he asked the Twitter CEO. Musk said “No, no, I’m anti-kid murder,” which compelled David to ask, “Then how could you vote Republican?”

This is why Curb doesn’t need writers- just a stenographer to follow Larry around.

Read more at SF Gate

The debate is on– do comedy bits need to be true? What if the bits address serious topics? The start of the debate came when Hasan Minhaj admitted not all the stories in his specials are grounded in truth.

Why is he held to a higher standard than movies?

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