Saturday October 8, Daily Links

Published by The Editor at October 8, 2022

SATURDAY 10.8

NEWS STORIES

Uvalde School District Suspended Police Force

The entire district police force was suspended on Friday for an indeterminate length of time. The four officers and one security guard will be reassigned to other duties throughout the term of the suspension.

Well at least you got it done quickly.

Herschel Walker Fires Political Director

Oh great. You fixed it. He was the problem.

The Rock Announces He Isn't Running

Dwayne Johnson said he won’t be running for President of the United States in 2024. “I love our country and everyone in it. I also love being a daddy. Especially during this time, this critical time in my daughters’ lives,” Johnson, 50, said. “Because I know what it was like to be on the road and be so busy that I was absent for a lot of years in my first daughter’s growing up in this critical age and at this critical time in her life.”

But he hasn’t ruled out running for VP if Kevin Hart runs.

The Cheat Goes On: Irish Dancing Cheaters?

This month it seems like everyone’s cheating. Fishermen, chess players, poker players, and now Irish dancers. Accusations are afoot that there were attempts to rig a contest, and everyone’s pissed.

Three worst things you can do: A) Be on an Irish dance team in an irish dancing contest. B) Win a contest for irish dancing. . C) cheat to win a contest for Irish dancing.

Wait, We Discovered a Protected Shield Around Galaxies in Space?

Just last week, NASA revealed that the Hubble Telescope detected a pair of dwarf galaxies protected by a shield.

Oh shit we’ll never be able to get those dwarves now.

SPORTS

Draymond Green Punched Jordan Poole

TMZ published shocking video showing Draymond Green viciously punching Jordan Poole to the ground during practice. Police are not getting involved.

Ok guess we’re using prison rules.

There's a 49 Year Old College Football Player

Ray Ruschel is 49 and decided to join the North Dakota State College of Science Football team. He said, “Something just clicked in my head, like why not play?”

That click wasn’t an idea. That’s a concussion.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Ye Tells P to Fuck Off

Kanye West doesn’t want P, Diddy’s advice about his White Lives Matter shirts. Sean Combs tried to talk sense into Kanye about the controversial apparel, Puff said in a text to Kanye, “this is hurting our people, stop.” Kayne replied telling him “anything you text I will post. I love you. I accept your apology in advance.” He said, “nobody gets between me and my money”, and ended with “N*****, fuuuuuuck you.”

When Diddy is the sensible one, you know this gone sideways.

Kevin O'Leary Betting on Musk

“I happen to have watched [Musk] forever, and I think this guy is Teflon man,” O’Leary said

Hey Kevin. Elon’s crazy and for that reason, I’m out.

Ozzy Shilling Makeup for Goth Kids

The prince of darkness is launching his own line of beauty products. that include lipsticks, eyeshadows, tattoos and more in goth shades and encased in images of bats and coffins.

He’s going off the rails on the crazy train

VIRAL & TRENDING

Another Time Traveling Painting

An 1860 painting of a woman appears to show her looking at a cellphone and the internet is crazy over it.

This old lady still using gifs?

The expected one' ('La esperada') de Ferdinand George Waldmüller (1860). pic.twitter.com/85w3e8RztJ

— Carlos R. Cristóbal🔻 (@Crlos_Rodrigo) October 6, 2022

The GIF is on Life Support

Stop worrying about how to pronounce GIF, cause the GIF is all but dead. It’s considered cringy to use them, and apparently only boomers are even trying at this point.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Who The Hell Are We Supposed to TIp Now?

Vox tried to unravel the new tipping etiquette where it feels like we’re supposed to tip everyone everywhere.

Vinnie Antonelli had it right. Tip everybody. “It’s not tipping I believe in. It’s overtipping.”