Saturday October 10: Daily Links
SATURDAY 10.10
NEWS STORIES
Debate Fly Wig Is The Halloween Thing
Don’t worry . You don’t have to be Trump or Biden at your big Halloween party. You can get a wig with a
fly on it. Yay
Oh then you will get Covid.
Order soon while su-flies last! https://t.co/xZC6ZCyHtt
— SF Shook (@imsfshook) October 9, 2020
Lindsay Graham: Blacks Can Go Anywhere In S.C - As Long As They’re Conservative
During his debate with Democratic challenger Jamie Harrison, South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham denied that there’s systemic racism in the state and said that Blacks and immigrants can go anywhere in the state, but ‘just need to be conservative, not liberal’. Black activists are now making new shirts that say ‘Don’t Shoot, I’m With Stupid’ with Graham’s face on it.
Tucker Carlson Attempts to Mock Kamala but Butchers Ottowa
Good one, Tuck. How far is that from Yo-semite??
I have never heard anyone mispronounce "Ottawa" the way @TuckerCarlson does here. Very odd. pic.twitter.com/8nHEqEJsJk
— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) October 10, 2020
Texas Teen Has World’s Longest Legs
17 year old Maci Currin has entered the Guinness Book Of World Record for the world’s longest legs for a woman. The 6’10 Texas teen’s legs make up 60% of her height, measuring 53 inches in length. U.S. Track & Field coaches are trying to recruit her for Olympic long jump.
Newman Shoots a PSA for The Postal Service
When you control the mail you control…
Information!!
North Korea holds Maskless Military Parade and Boasts Zero Covid Cases
One thing is for sure, you can trust what they say 100%!
SPORTS
Nick Foles is OK Being Snubbed by Tom Brady
Some people think Tom Brady is getting social distance by ignoring Nick Foles but the week before he shook every LA Chargers hand.
Don’t be triggered by the Super Bowl, Tom. It’s over.
ENTERTAINMENT
Did The Daily Show Rip Off This Brit Comic !?
Yes there have always been rumors that Trevor Noah has borrowed a premise or worse. But come on. This is the Daily Show !
Why rip off something that has 50 million views on You Tube!?
Jane Fonda Doesn’t Have Time For Sex
During a recent appearance on Ellen, Jane Fonda said that she’s so busy that she doesn’t have time for sex. The Oscar winner added that she ‘couldn’t have sex again even if I wanted to’. Dudes with GMILF fantasies are very disappointed to hear this.
GOING VIRAL
40 Irish Singers Crush DREAMS by The Cranberries
Sure we are all weepy these days but this just kills.
I’m such a 90s bitch.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Thrillist Picks the Creepiest Spots to Visit
Honorable Mention : D.C.’s White House Rose Garden.
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