Usually that occurs after wiping your own ass

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The former first lady has entered hospice care, joining her husband Jimmy Carter who has been under hospice care for months.

There’s still one bed left if Joe Biden is interested.

Read more at FLA.

Two descendents of scary dudes- Floyd Mayweather Jr and John Gotti III are planning a rematch.

This really comes down to who has the toughest bodyguards.

Read more at bleacher report

What’s better than winning MVP? A dog high five of course.

You’d think you have made one american friend by now

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Robert Griffin the III wants the Browns to sign him, now that Deshaun Watson is unable to play as starting QB.

First they’re going to see if there are any other announcers who would be a better fit.

Read more at bleacher report

Mrs. Phillip Rivers just gave birth to Phil’s tenth child so congratulations are in order for the former NFL QB.

Finally, Daddy and his kids have a full starting Offense.

Read more at pagesix.

After Burrow left the game Thursday with an injured wrist, the fans chanted Fuck Joe Burrow

The Wire wasn’t joking. You people are awful.

Read more at TMZ

The hostess with the mostest says she’s cancelling Thanksgiving this year, because she’s all turkeyed out.

Looks like just another night of lowenbrau and poppers.

Read more at CNN

Mrs O has been taking Ozembic, and has lost some weight putting her at under 100 pounds.

Before she took Ozembic she weighed 102.

Read more at pagesix.

Dylan hasn’t spoken to the crowd during a show in years, but he was so bothered by Jann Wenner being ousted from the board of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that he had to talk about it at a recent show.

If this isn’t a wake up for Earl Douglas nothing is.

Read more at variety

Bumble says in 2024, relationships with large gap in ages of the couple will surge.

Maybe Bumble should be called “Bad Daddy.”

Read more at NY Post.

Dolly Parton has a Purple Rain cover on her new album.

This should be on the flipside of Lullabye of Philadelphia.

Read more at Rolling Stone

The man who played Borat got together with some other Jewish celebs including Amy Schumer to talk with TikTok big wigs about the platform elevating anti Jewish posrs.

Aren’t you the guy who sang Throw The Jew Down the Well?

Read more at THR

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