Four moons of Uranus could support life, so scientists are concentrating their probes there, near the crust. They’ll be looking deep into the core.

It’s always the last place you look.

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Even fans of the Crown are mocking their new king, with Sausage Finger Sandwiches served as part of their celebrations in the UK

Its like boarding school all over again

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Twitter agreed not to charge huge fees to NYC’s MTA, and will allow them to continue to use the service to give transit updates to riders, so the MTA is reversing their decision to stop tweeting the updates.

They also asked that someone named EDouglas stop bothering them as part of the agreement.

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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said on Friday he was frustrated for not yet finding a diplomatic fix over the continued detention of Julian Assange.

Hey if they want him just give him. Incidentally, we’re frustrated with your toilets.

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Covid 19 is no longer a globally health emergency, and that’s coming from the World Health Organization so it must be true.

Can we take our masks off?

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A large swarm of bees delayed a Delta plane over four hours after they attached themselves to the wing- almost completely enveloping it. Much like Delta passengers who are misbehaving- they refused to leave.

Get these motherfucking bees off the motherfucking plane.

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The Derby is today and it’s clouded in bad news this year. Two horses trained by Saffie Joseph Jr. have died in the last few days and his suspension means none of his horses are eligible to race today. That means Lord Miles is out. “Given the unexplained sudden deaths, we have reasonable concerns about the condition of his horses, and decided to suspend him indefinitely until details are analyzed and understood,” Bill Mudd, president and chief operating officer of Churchill Downs Incorporated, said in a statement.

Okay snowflakes.

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There’s a weird scream, a flop and a fight with the ref in the Lakers Game 2 loss.

That’s the LeBron way.

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Wait … Why did LeBron fall down?? 💀 pic.twitter.com/JR68FMH27J

— Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) May 5, 2023

“Sam Darnold might be — can I say this — the most talented thrower of the football that the 49ers have ever had,” NBC Sports San Francisco reporter Matt Maiocco said during a Thursday appearance on KNBR’s “Murph & Mac Podcast.” Darnold spent three seasons with the New York Jets before heading for two uneventful years in Carolina.

And here we were worried this was just hyperbole.

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Florida Ump Gets Attacked

The father of a Florida high school baseball player has been arrested after punching a 63 year old umpire. He knocked out the ump who was also a disabled veteran.

Thanks DeSantis

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“I think this whole change of scenery has been great for him, it’s reenergized him,” the 32-year-old Cobb said on “Up & Adams.”

“I went up to the facility a couple of days ago to sign and just to see him happy and being himself, and the old Aaron Rodgers that I remember, he’s himself again. I look forward to seeing him continue to grow and find himself.”

Again? We’ve never met this smiling guy ever.

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Rumors that Tom was planning to walk away from his gig with Fox Sports are simply not true, says retired NFL GOAT. He responded to questions about the rumor with two words- Fake. News.

If it’s fake it’s not news. Can we stop saying this?

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I stand in solidarity with all the writers and the WGA,,, I will not be making any more Flavor of Loves he tweeted.

That show was still on?

I stand in solidarity with all the writers and the WGA,,, I will not be making any more Flavor of Loves pic.twitter.com/sCDTqbZzDR

— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) May 5, 2023

“So I watched the first couple of seasons of Ted Lasso. It’s gotten progressively worse. This season of Ted Lasso is one of the worst things on TV. It is truly egregiously bad. Doesn’t mean the critics don’t love it. The critics of course love it, ’cause the critics love anything. It promotes social leftism. There’s not a laugh line, there’s nothing funny. Every episode is now a lecture about social justice. Every single episode is a lecture about social justice,” Shapiro said.

I know Ben it’s hard to see people being nice to women and minorities.

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Bobby Moudy, known for his wholesome videos with his wife and kids, committed suicide at the age of 46.

Who knew he was so moody.

Read more at NY Post.

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