Mayor Eric Adams on Friday signed into law a ban on discrimination in New York City based on a person’s weight.

Says the city that doesn’t even have one Golden Corral buffet or Cracker Barrel

https://www.instagram.com/p/CstZeUyuhg7/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg%3D%3D

This aint bud light and there aren’t 100 other alternative places to do your shopping that are as convenient as Target. So Ted Cruz thinks the anti LGBTQ conservatives won’t pull off a boycott.

Aren’t these people who want the boycott the same people who bitch about cancel culture and believe in free speech? Selling a rainbow flag is free speech guys.

Read more at mediaite.

America doesn’t need lighthouses anymore, but they want to preserve the land and buildings so if you’re willing to maintain and preserve it, you can have a lighthouse for free.

None of them have bathrooms.

Read more at The Guardian.

“Those are some bad numbers,” Jake Tapper of CNN admitted after reading the poll results saying that 66% of America views a second term for Biden as disastrous.

C’mon dude. It’s not too late to sit this one out.

Read more at foxnews.

Cut him some slack. It’s hard to cut a promo when you’re all lit up.

Junior goes on a rant that is supposed to be about Desantis, but he misreads his script:

“Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an Olympian.” pic.twitter.com/iOdUbTQLyS

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 25, 2023

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The Heat lost two straight games against Boston taking them from a 3-0 lead to a 3-2 slight edge. But with two losses in a row they’re on their heels. “We’re always going to stay positive knowing that we can and we will win this series,” Butler told reporters. “We’ll just have to close it out at home.”

Jesus Jimmy. Spoiler Alert!

Read more at CBS

Everyone loved the story of the PGA pro who scored a nothing but net hole in one last week, until they heard him on a podcast saying he would be the best golfer in the world if only he had a longer reach.

Yeah and if I could hit the ball as far as Aaron Judge I could have been in the majors.

Read more at Barstool.

Bowen Yang shared an adorbs story about experiencing Jeremy Strong prep for a Kendall Roy scene where he has to ask someone where the bathroom is.

Bowen, what was it like for you to meet an actual actor?

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3468457/this-bathroom-story-about-jeremy-strongs-method-acting-on-succession-adds-to-the-legend-of-the-mad-genius-behind-kendall-roy

Bowen Yang says Jeremy Strong once walked into the "Nora From Queens" production office and asked, "Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is?"

A PA later revealed that Strong had a scene in which he had to ask someone the location of the restroom. https://t.co/E94sIv2oEs

— Variety (@Variety) May 25, 2023

It’s obvious that 65 is the new 45 cause some smoking hot women are showing off beach bods in their mid sixities and Sharon Stone is one of em.

What? no upskirt?

Read more at pagesix.

“My reaction to that was frustration and annoyance; not quite anger yet, because I thought it would pass, it would repair itself,” the 81 year old musician told the Times of London.

Well your first album was mono so…

Read more at ny post.

The paparazzi can be annoying- they follow you around they go through your trash, but according to Hugh Grant, The Sun took their snooping a lot further- actually entering his home and searching it- so he’s suing them. A judge turned down the tabloids request for a dismissal so the suit can proceed.

Who ever thought we’d be rooting for Hugh Grant against anyone?

Read more at ABC

Brian said the plot twist left him feeling rejected after his character was killed off “too early.”

This is like babe ruth complaining about the ’27 Yankees

Read more at CNN

After years of bad blood, Britney Spears says her and her mom have reconciled and she loves her very much.

Is this the same mom you wanted the rest of us to hate?

Read more at TMZ

Wanna bet the joke wawa written before the question?

George Santos made it on Jeopardy and got roasted by Ken Jennings 🤣pic.twitter.com/6IleJWrbDf

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 26, 2023

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