John McAfee has been charged by feds with a pump and dump scheme involving cryptocurrencies.

Speaking of dump…..

Read more at Mediaite.

For just $2.25 you can have Michelin Star awarded food; a chicken and rice dish from a restaurant in Singapore! Oh yeah, you’ll have to pay for a flight to Singapore.

Read more at insider.com.

A Texas school is putting a stop to a chivalry assignment that required students to follow medieval chivalry codes to see how those concepts carry over to modern day. The problem is the rules required the girls to

dress in “a feminine manner to please the men” and “never criticize a male,” “initiate a conversation” or “whine.” It directed them to “walk behind men or walk daintily, as if their feet were bound.” And they were told to cook, clean and “obey any reasonable request of a male.

In Texas this is called a Tuesday.

Read more at NBC News.

Here’s a really … interesting … assignment on chivalry from @shallowaterisd. They are requiring the female students to lower their heads and curtsy for men; clean up after men; cook for and bring a drink to the men’s class. This goes on for the entire day … even at home. pic.twitter.com/i81Zr2iAva

— Brandi D. Addison Davis 🗞 (@BrandiDAddison) March 3, 2021

People keep asking, so yes, here’s the assignment for the male students. You can compare them. pic.twitter.com/sIzA8J8PIJ

— Brandi D. Addison Davis 🗞 (@BrandiDAddison) March 5, 2021

TMZ shared these photos of NFL star Wyatt Tell slinging a 200 lb alligator over his shoulders that he had just caught.

Then Baker Mayfield saw it and screamed, IT’S AN ALIEN!

Read more at TMZ

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In a surprising turn of events, Surfers, concerned for their safety, are wearing helmets now

Manufacturers already working on a seatbelt design for longboards.

Read more at NY Times

Scott Baio and Patton Oswalt traded insults on twitter. It all started when Patton tweeted a joke making fun of MAGAs and name checking Baio.

Chachi shot back that Oswalt has Trump Derangement Syndrome and STDs. This prompted Patton to accuse Baio of being pathetic searching for his own name on Twitter. And Baio gets one more shot in calling Patton a fat ugly shithead and attaching evidence that he wasn’t self searching.

This speaks for itself doesn’t it? Just Enjoy.

Guys, I’m at the DuPont Circle Pinkberry for the #TrumpInauguration. I’m here with four Proud Boys, their moms and Scott Baio. Did we get the address wrong? Help me out, this Minuteman costume is super-itchy.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 4, 2021

Oh YIKES. I didn’t even “@“ this guy. Poor sap searches his name on Twitter. No one dunk on him, this is really depressing. BUGSY MALONE’s still a great movie, right? pic.twitter.com/sFrvxb0XA3

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 5, 2021

Wrong again, you fat, ugly shithead! 🤡 https://t.co/uluNkoBXzR pic.twitter.com/JYw7JM6OUN

— Scott Baio (@ScottBaio) March 5, 2021

In an interview, Adam Levine said there are no bands anymore and Twitter exploded with complaints.

Or you can rephrase this as: When you listen to Maroon 5 you’re going to wish there were no bands anymore.

Read more at buzzfeed.com.

Buzzfeed is saying it’s time to cancel Dr. Phil, because he’s nothing but a Jerry Springer in Therapist clothing.

Too bad this story comes 25 years too late. Haven’t we always known what Phil is full of?

Read more at BUZZFEED

Nick Cage loves being married so much that he said I Do for the 5th time in Las Vegas. He married his new bride in November, at the Wynn Hotel but we’re all just finding out about it now.

This guy sticks himself in a cage every fucking six years.

Read more at TMZ.

Teigen threw a birthday party for her stylist, and the theme was Hooters, which of course involved Chrissy getting back into her old uni.

Everything was great but the food.

Read more at PEOPLE.

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Rather than cancel classic films with problems in them, TCM is holding a four night event, where they show classic films that have culturally problematic scenes, and discuss them, tackling the issues that make the films bad fits in modern times. The series, called REFRAMED, will highlight movies like The Jazz Singer, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Psycho, My Fair Lady, and Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner.

TCM doing its best to get itself cancelled. More like Turner Cancelled Movies, amirite?

Read more at The Wrap.

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Relax, the dog is fine, these two just have an S&M thing going.

I am literally crying laughing. pic.twitter.com/k7ur1dDt6S

— Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 4, 2021

Would you guys also mind sending us a list of the best places to get nachos on seamless??

Read more at variety.com.

A study shows that despite the fact that the roads were pretty empty for a large part of 2020, there was an 8% increase in fatalities over the year. No reason was giving for the jump.

Maybe people were wearing their masks too high?

Read more at NPR

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