A recording of Trump on the phone with golfer John Daly reveals him bragging about how Putin didn’t invade Ukraine while he was in office. He claims that he told Vladimir, if he invaded, the US would bomb Moscow.

Trump’s next phone call was to happy Gilmore.

Read more at TMZ.

Trump discussing Russia with John Daly on speaker phone is something else

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— Tim Reilly (@LifeOfTimReilly) March 4, 2022

According to a new poll, President Biden’s approval rating increased by eight points after his first state of the Union address this week.

Imagine how great it would have been if he didn’t call the Ukraine, Iran.

Read more at mediaite.

Nobody seems to know for sure whose rocket it is, but the abandoned spacecraft was scheduled to hit the moon.

How could it miss?

Read more at BBC

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If you think this is real, you might as well bet on the WWE

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— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) March 4, 2022

Dallas wide receiver Amari Cooper is expected to be “released” from his contract. It seems his big fat salary is causing them salary cap problems, so they’re giving him the boot despite having more time left on his contract.

NFL contracts are dog shit.

Read more at ESPN.

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Word is out that prison guards found and confiscated a box of the candy back in November. Now his lawyers have to be thoroughly searched before they can meet the former Hollywood mogul.

I know he’s a bad man but just let fatty have his milk duds. It’s as close as he can get to being in the movies now.

Read more at Page Six

Suzanne Somers revealed that she’s sold over 10 million thighmasters, earning over $300 million dollars from the exercise device.

Oh Suzie, they weren’t buying that squeeze contraption, they were thanking you for the free porn that you called advertising.

Read more at Yahoo.

Morris Day can no longer use the band name “Morris Day and the Time” because Prince’s estate said so. He posted on his instagram that he’s distraught about the decision, as he’s put blood sweat and tears into maintaining the band name that Prince created and was most notably featured in Prince’s movie, Purple Rain. Prince’s estate responded to the post with disappointed too, saying that the post was not entirely accurate and that they will make attempts to resolve things. The beef bagan when Day tried to register the name himself, which the estate countered, as they legally own the name.

Sorry dude, Henry winkler isn’t allowed to call himself Fonzie either.

Read more at Variety

Marisa Tomei called up Pete Davidson this week, and casually dropped the question, hey did you get paid for that movie we did together? Seems Tomei never got a check for her co-starring role.

Shouldn’t you be asking Apatow?

Read more at NY Post.

The artists and musician has secured space on the biggest screens around the world to conduct a 30 day prayer for peace. Every night at 8:22pm local time, billboards in London, Times Square, Seoul, Los Angeles, Berlin, Melbourne and Milan will light up with a message from Ono: Imagine Peace. This started on March 1 and will continue every day in March.

All she is saying….is give peace a chance.

Read more at CNN.com

Grace Franklin told TMZ that she was disappointed to not get passed to the next round of American Idol at first, but later she realized that the judges were right to send her home. She says she will take some time off before attempting to perform in such a large arena again.

Maybe you should take a little time to work at a bank.

Read more at insider.

Mila Kunis is a proud Ukrainian and has pledged, along with husband Ashton Kutcher to match funds raised for the nation, up to $3 million.

Why don’t you two just come up with the six mill and we’ll call it a day.

Read more at Fox News.

Even Putin and Zalinsky would have to agree…this is adorable.

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— I'm Jeff 🍻 (@fyvie2) March 2, 2022

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